Alaska Thread
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THERE IS A PICTURE AROUND OF THE SHOVEL GUY WITH HIS FIRST BEAR HOLDING A RAKE[>:][
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HE CALLED ME ABOUT THE FIRST PICTURE SOUNDED LIKE THREATS AND UNKIND WORKS. [&:] TOO BAD HE WAS IN A HURRY TO CATCH A PLANE. TOO BAD THE PICTURE WAS NOT LARGER THERE ARE SOME WORTH WHILE ARTICLE TITLES ON THE COVER.[>:]
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HE CALLED ME ABOUT THE FIRST PICTURE SOUNDED LIKE THREATS AND UNKIND WORKS. [&:] TOO BAD HE WAS IN A HURRY TO CATCH A PLANE. TOO BAD THE PICTURE WAS NOT LARGER THERE ARE SOME WORTH WHILE ARTICLE TITLES ON THE COVER.[>:]
#92
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Fairbanks, Alaska
juno, when SEAK and I were driving out to Kuparuk, you mentioned the BOB name, and then something about a bruise. You don' t remember? I think you told me that right before you smashed me with another Vegas insult when you found out Phish was your neighbor. Coming back to you yet? 
So SEAK has taken 4 animals with farm implements
Snowshoe Hare with a shovel
Black Bear with a rake
Red Fox with a shovel
Pheasant with a hoe was it?
He' s put another red down with the shovel handle. Does that count?
Where is old Hickory Dickory to defend himself? Oh yea, on the way south to hickville!

So SEAK has taken 4 animals with farm implements
Snowshoe Hare with a shovel
Black Bear with a rake
Red Fox with a shovel
Pheasant with a hoe was it?
He' s put another red down with the shovel handle. Does that count?
Where is old Hickory Dickory to defend himself? Oh yea, on the way south to hickville!
#93
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From: Juneau, Alaska
VMB--I still think he sold me out first. I mighta fessed up to the unfair nickname, afterwards, though. I am a master of buoyancy control. That' s my story and I' m stickin' to it!
Wonder if he could catch a fish with a hedge trimmer or something?[&:]
Nimrod--Did you react to his threats with the patented " sticks and stones can break my bones" response?

Wonder if he could catch a fish with a hedge trimmer or something?[&:]
Nimrod--Did you react to his threats with the patented " sticks and stones can break my bones" response?

#94
JUNO GRL- NO I HAD TROUBLE STOPPING MY LAUGHTER. BESIDES HE ACTS SOOO MEAN AND TOUGH BUT LIKES ALL THE ATTENTION.
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DID YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT EPISODES HERE AT KUPARUK AND HOME WITH BUNNY NOSES?? HE WAS REAL PROUD OF ME THEN ALSO. HE GAVE ME MOST THE BLAME (CREDIT) [
][8D] OVER THE SHOVEL GUY POSTER(MAGAZINE COVER) AND YEA I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT BUT THE PICTURE WAS NOT MY IDEA....I LIKED THE IDEA AND MADE IT HAPPEN THEN SOMEONE ELSE CAME UP WITH THE MAG. COVER IDEA AND THEY DID THAT AND SUPER SIZED IT TO A 2-3 FOOT POSTERS.
AND THAT WAS THE START OF THE INFAMOUS WALL OF SHAME AT OUR ARCHERY RANGE HERE AT WORK. LOST ARROW ALSO HAS A PLACE ON THAT WALL.
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DID YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT EPISODES HERE AT KUPARUK AND HOME WITH BUNNY NOSES?? HE WAS REAL PROUD OF ME THEN ALSO. HE GAVE ME MOST THE BLAME (CREDIT) [
][8D] OVER THE SHOVEL GUY POSTER(MAGAZINE COVER) AND YEA I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT BUT THE PICTURE WAS NOT MY IDEA....I LIKED THE IDEA AND MADE IT HAPPEN THEN SOMEONE ELSE CAME UP WITH THE MAG. COVER IDEA AND THEY DID THAT AND SUPER SIZED IT TO A 2-3 FOOT POSTERS.
AND THAT WAS THE START OF THE INFAMOUS WALL OF SHAME AT OUR ARCHERY RANGE HERE AT WORK. LOST ARROW ALSO HAS A PLACE ON THAT WALL.
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Nontypical Buck
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Yea, where is the ol' clicker?
Nim, You have to get a picture of SEAK' s arrow on the wall at the range. Do you think that would meet the new arrow weight criteria if it were to pass?
Don' t forget to mention the hand targets that were made after his broadhead incident on the goat hunting trip. He was shooting at targets below them, above them and even at them, and didn' t even realize that it was a rib on him. [
] For some reason I could hit that thing dead center every time! 
juno, I learned about BOB that night, I won' t say if it was before or after I talked to you though... I plead the 5th!

Nim, You have to get a picture of SEAK' s arrow on the wall at the range. Do you think that would meet the new arrow weight criteria if it were to pass?
Don' t forget to mention the hand targets that were made after his broadhead incident on the goat hunting trip. He was shooting at targets below them, above them and even at them, and didn' t even realize that it was a rib on him. [
] For some reason I could hit that thing dead center every time! 
juno, I learned about BOB that night, I won' t say if it was before or after I talked to you though... I plead the 5th!


#96
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From: Juneau, Alaska
NIMROD--I' ve heard about the bunny noses. Had me in stitches! (Stitch? [&:]) I thought it was hilarious! Never heard of the wall of shame though! Sounds like it would be a sight to see!
ABM--5th is the right against self-incrimination!!! You' d be incriminating SEAK, so come on, you can tell me the truth. Besides, I' m remembering the conversation more and more, and I think I asked SEAK if he told you...and he admitted it. I really don' t think I' d give you ammunition on my own!! (Although, I think I did tell you about my stitch...but that was before I was coerced into responding to this message board--opening myself up as a target!)
ABM--5th is the right against self-incrimination!!! You' d be incriminating SEAK, so come on, you can tell me the truth. Besides, I' m remembering the conversation more and more, and I think I asked SEAK if he told you...and he admitted it. I really don' t think I' d give you ammunition on my own!! (Although, I think I did tell you about my stitch...but that was before I was coerced into responding to this message board--opening myself up as a target!)
#97
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Fairbanks, Alaska
Okay okay okay, so I was trying to help him out some! Guess he had his dose of honosty syrum that day that he confessed!
Is there something else I can plead then? This sucks, we can' t get away with anything since you have all this legal knowledge. Hey, ever hear the joke what do you call 1,000,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? I guess 999,999 good starts and hopefully some fresh crab! 


Unfortuantely I just found some incriminating evidence against me and my hunting techniques. This is a picture from a hunt I had in Hawaii. Actually it was doctored a little, but I just found it on the offseason forum as they were poking fun at my expense over there.

I' m sharing this in complete trust that no stabs will be taken. I can trust you guys, right? [
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Is there something else I can plead then? This sucks, we can' t get away with anything since you have all this legal knowledge. Hey, ever hear the joke what do you call 1,000,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? I guess 999,999 good starts and hopefully some fresh crab! 


Unfortuantely I just found some incriminating evidence against me and my hunting techniques. This is a picture from a hunt I had in Hawaii. Actually it was doctored a little, but I just found it on the offseason forum as they were poking fun at my expense over there.

I' m sharing this in complete trust that no stabs will be taken. I can trust you guys, right? [
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#98
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From: Juneau, Alaska
I dunno what your talkin' about. I have a Bachelor' s Degree of Business Administration--international business. I went to Japan to study and everything. Watashi wa Nihongo o hanashimasu.
Everybody knows that the fifth amendment is the right against self-incrimination. Don' t you ever watch Law and Order?
Nice ride.
Everybody knows that the fifth amendment is the right against self-incrimination. Don' t you ever watch Law and Order?
Nice ride.
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Nontypical Buck
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Konnichiwa, Soo desu ka?
Okay, I have no clue on what you just said, and I tried some on-line translators and the only word that came up was Watashi which means I or Me.
I don' t watch Law and Order or any of those other shows. My television viewing has been limited to sesame street, arthur, dragon tails and the like. My wife doesn' t like our daughter watching hunting shows because when she hears the bang of a gun or sees a dead animal she laughs. [8D]
Did you really study in Japan, or are you pulling my leg?
Okay, I have no clue on what you just said, and I tried some on-line translators and the only word that came up was Watashi which means I or Me.
I don' t watch Law and Order or any of those other shows. My television viewing has been limited to sesame street, arthur, dragon tails and the like. My wife doesn' t like our daughter watching hunting shows because when she hears the bang of a gun or sees a dead animal she laughs. [8D]
Did you really study in Japan, or are you pulling my leg?
#100
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From: Juneau, Alaska
Did you know that you said " Hello, is that so?"
I said " I speak Japanese." Actually I was going to say that I speak a little Japanese, but I couldn' t remember how to spell the word that means " little." It' s either tsukoshi or sukoshi. But yes, I did go to summer school in Japan in 1990. Unfortunately, I don' t remember much Japanese anymore....just enough to drive people nuts when my sister and I get together, because she can speak it some too--much better than me, in fact.
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Actually, I don' t really watch Law and Order either.
So what' s with you and your friend in that picture?
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I said " I speak Japanese." Actually I was going to say that I speak a little Japanese, but I couldn' t remember how to spell the word that means " little." It' s either tsukoshi or sukoshi. But yes, I did go to summer school in Japan in 1990. Unfortunately, I don' t remember much Japanese anymore....just enough to drive people nuts when my sister and I get together, because she can speak it some too--much better than me, in fact.
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Actually, I don' t really watch Law and Order either.

So what' s with you and your friend in that picture?
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