i pulled another "adams stupid moment hurting himself" today. alittle bit ago i was workin on a old snowmobile and got it running. shut it off and was workin on the coil. bent over and put my head on the exhaust which was hot. and burned my forehead. im in pain. it feels like my heads on fire. so jus wonderin if anyone can top that?

um....thats pretty bad....my stupidest moment was the time I drove to my hunting spot out of town and realized I had forgot my arrows!

i got a bunch

1) i jumped into a garbage can (i didn't see it)

2) i ran into a wall

3) i ran into a metal cabinet

etc, etc, etc

Canadian Chic

went on a dove hunt with my dad and we both forgot the guns lol[]

i've never had a stupid moment... I'M PERFECT! lol ok not really but its nice to dream

i have a few:

first one i was at the scene of a fully involved structure fire and had to go interior... i went to jump through the door (which i thought was open) and BAM knocked myself out cold lol
MORAL NUMBER ONE: don't rush in or you'll get a headache

second was we had just extingushed a car fire... now usually the metal is still pretty hot after that lmao.... but on this particular day i forgot about that... lifted up the hood of the car to disconnect that battery so it didn't restart a fire and tried to cut the cable with a knife but it wasn't working, so i took off my gloves so i could get a better grip and YOW!!!!! HOT!!!!! lol... 2nd degree burns on both hands
MORAL NUMBER TWO: don't grab it while its hot, you'll get burned

theres so much more lol but i think i've let you laugh enough at my expense lol

I know I've got a few, but I do everything I can to forget that sort of stuff and so far, it's worked.

Now why does this sound like something a kid would do?

I was on my way to the woods to hunt squirrels. I was passing between two gas stations when I saw a 3 care pile up. There was a guy standing in the middle of the road in black, at 5 am. I almost hit him. Being trained in CPR and first aid, I decided to stop. It didn't look like they needed any help, so I went in the gas station to get a doughnut. I came out and waited for the ambulance to pull up. I left the scene and went hunting.

I was on my way back and I saw the glass from the scene. I thought to myself, "How in the heck do you get in a crash in a 45 mph zone?" I looked up and a white SUV was pulling in the gas station. I slammed on my brakes and slid sideways. I avoided the crash, thank God.


Here is another one:

I was on my way to another squirrel hunt. It was poring down rain. In order to get to my land I have to cross a dirt path over a ditch. We put a culvert in the ditch and put dirt over the culvert. I was turning into my land going 5 mph when I hit the dirt. I slammed on my brakes, but I couldn't stop. I kept going and my front left tire was in mid-air. I put it in reverse and backed up. That was a close one.

Moral of the stories: Keep your eyes on the road.

I think the real moral is: Squirrel hunting is hazardous to your health.

A few off my top ten list go as follows. I shoot magpies out of the kitchen window on a regular basis however one day I spooked the bird and it begin to fly so i led it with the shotgun and fired. Problem was the bird flew a little high placing it right in line with the eves troff, so as a result my eves now leak. This fall i was shooting my bow a bit before heading out to sleep over in my elk stand. Had the bow drawn back and my hand was a bit sweaty. The bow slipped out of my left hand, came back and hit me in the right hand. Split me open good for stitches and broke my knuckle.

i had a carbon arrow shatter and go into my left hand. i pulled it out immediately, so that wasn't too smart. oh well, saved myself from having surgery.

was riding my four wheeler in some CRP grass doing about 30 MPH and i hit a cement block that was there for some reason. i hit my brakes but i still smoked it. hurt my wrists, not broke but sprained one of them, and i bent the rim on my ATV. i held on unbelievably.

we were at our place in iowa coyote hunting and me and a friend were riding the ATV down the gravel road we have and as we came into full view of this huge valley, i hit the brakes and grabbed my rifle. there was this thing in the top of a small tree that looked like a squirrel so i threw a couple rounds in and started banging away from 350 yards. got out the 10X50's and it was a big cocoon! felt like a moron

was down at work last summer and was really tired. i went up to the lumber graders table and they have a little swinging chair that holds two people for the grader to sit in when it gets slow or to relax..i was sprawled out in it sleeping when the grader hit me in the leg with the sharp end of the scale stick telling me to hurry up and get stacking boards..i thought whatever, ill take my time..next i hear, "HEY, what are you doing?!?!?!?!" turns out my pops was coming in to talk to me and caught me napping! lol i was waaaaaay embarassed after that, he just told me to get back to work and hasn't said a thing since...



alot more that i honestly can't remember or dont care to remember lol