i've never had a stupid moment... I'M PERFECT! lol ok not really but its nice to dream

i have a few:

first one i was at the scene of a fully involved structure fire and had to go interior... i went to jump through the door (which i thought was open) and BAM knocked myself out cold lol
MORAL NUMBER ONE: don't rush in or you'll get a headache

second was we had just extingushed a car fire... now usually the metal is still pretty hot after that lmao.... but on this particular day i forgot about that... lifted up the hood of the car to disconnect that battery so it didn't restart a fire and tried to cut the cable with a knife but it wasn't working, so i took off my gloves so i could get a better grip and YOW!!!!! HOT!!!!! lol... 2nd degree burns on both hands
MORAL NUMBER TWO: don't grab it while its hot, you'll get burned

theres so much more lol but i think i've let you laugh enough at my expense lol