Hitting 4 squirrels with my .22 and having them all run off and my grandpa not beliving I had hit them, he tells all of his buddies about my ' ' making it up' '
then I start talking about him[>:]

Coon hunting in the river bottoms of Miss. my buddy said lets cut across this beaver dam to get to the tree quicker, we did.............my foot slipped & I took a bath.

This isn' t mine but it is a CLASSIC!

I have a friend that I hunt with that is color blind, we went hunting with another friend one morning and my color blind friend and I got dropped off at two different stands. While we were hunting we heard shots on the other side of their hunting club. Well later that morning we were picked up from our stands and rode to the other side of the club. That is where the other guy was hunting. When he got back to his truck earlier that morning he took a leak in the middle of the road. Well after he picked us up he said " Let' s ride around there and see who shot." Well when we got close to where he took a leak at he said " Is that blood in the road?" And the color blind one got out and said " I can' t tell?" so the other man said " Smell it!" so he bent down down stuck his finger in it and smelled it. then he said " IT" S PISS! " and we busted out laughing. Then he said " YOU SORRRY IUDSGHPIUASGHPOHNscgvknv:noz:zoyvoyyy(bxbbxbhmb!!! !!"

LOL HE WILL NEVER LIVE THAT DOWN!

My hunting buddy and I went to a new area Turkey hunting one morning as we had herd gobbling around there before. Just at first light I let out a series of crow calls and was immediatly answered by a gobble. I told my friend to circle to the left of this hill and I would go over the top to see if we could get closer. Part way up the hill I let out another call and was answered again, I figured the bird was still roosting so I wanted to get in close. As I topped the hill I herd another gobble then another and figured he hit the ground so I would sit and call for a bit. I called... he answered again, and again but the sounds kept comming from the same area!!! Finally thinking he was henned up I got up and started moving toward him... as I came around this small hill I saw a movement and called again and got yet another answer!!! By this time... about an hour or so I slowly walked closer to find a gobbler penned up in someone' s back YARD and my friend was sitting there laughing cuz it took me so long to figure it out!!!!

Lol funny, but my most emberrasing moment came when i was huntin blackies I had a nice four pointer lined up pulled the trigger and all i heard was click[] the bubk ran to safety