Kimber most people dont realize that MRE's stop you up good! i think the average person doesnt know what an mre is anyway.. but i hear ya.. one of those babys and yoru good for almost the whole weekend.

i always cary tp with me just like 1/4 of a roll. because if that aint enough then SHAME ON ME!!!

last year i got caught on the stand once when i had to take a leak and there were 2 forks wrestling about 20 yards away from me...i never thought i would want deer to go away so bad in my life. as they were leaving i see 2 does coming towards my stand about 400 yds away...i got down, took a leak, got back up and they didnt see or smell me...i shot the doe right under my stand

last week i had to take a deuce out goose hunting...i came back with one sock

daveH nicotine is a laxative man

Last year I had it hit me two days in a row. The first day I came out of the woods with on less sleeve. I wore the same shirt the next day. Needless to say I now have a sleeveless shirt.

I always try to let 'the boy's' swim with the fishes. I usually have a creek near by.

I never want to do have to do that and have only done it a handful of times in more than 35 years most recently last weekend when I had no choice but to climb down and take care of it. I dug a hole next to a log with a forked stick and had to cut my undies off for use after and covered it all up.

I always carry some paper, and I dig a hole and bury my poop when I'm done. I'll whiz from my stand. have killed deer that came up afterwards, but the poops gotta be burried.

David

Don't keep it G rated on our account. We're simply asked to do a job that obviously needs done because there are many minors not to mention decent people on these boards. Don't type what you wouldn't want your own youth exposed to.

In the rare times it happened to me....I like the above, dig a hole and then cover it. I agree that I don't think deer or any other animal for that matters deciphers what "droppings" belong to which critter.

Don't we all.
Too funny.

This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time.

My worst was when a I had Outback's blooming onion the night before. I was duck hunting with a friend (now x-friend) and had to just lean over the side of the boat. I had the trolling motor to hold on to. Lucky for me I had some paper towels with. Lucky for the dog that we didn't get anything that day. Unlucky for my friend he was down wind.

i carry paper. one of my buddies carrys gallon sized zip lock bags and paper. he never leaves his stand.....

well unfortanatly I have had to deal with this problem one time. Me and a buddy were out hunting and I had drank some sort of snapple fruit drink that didnt agree with me. I was about 25 foot up a tree and there was no way I was gonna make it down. pulled coveralls and everything to ankles and out of the way. took off my shirt and did what i had to in my shirt l that was laying on my foot climber. had a ziplock bag in my fanny pack put shirt in that and threw it out tree...
funnyest part off it was when we got back to the house my bud said he was about 200 yards from me in a tree. he apparently observed some off this through his biniculars couse he asked me what in the heck i got nakid inmy tree for?... it was like 20 degrees that day. defanatly something I would love to forget but never will.

and i thought i was the only one who had gone from the stand

i hope you left your safety belt harness on

i killed a nice, 118" 8pt, with my pants and underwear around my knees while doing the dirty deed, this was at 11 in the morning and the first deer i saw that day, never give up even if you have to give in