on a side note, i wish i had the cash to afford flannel TP all the time
Don't we all.
i always cary tp with me just like 1/4 of a roll. because if that aint enough then SHAME ON ME!!!
Too funny.
This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time.
My worst was when a I had Outback's blooming onion the night before. I was duck hunting with a friend (now x-friend) and had to just lean over the side of the boat. I had the trolling motor to hold on to. Lucky for me I had some paper towels with. Lucky for the dog that we didn't get anything that day.

Unlucky for my friend he was down wind.