last year i got caught on the stand once when i had to take a leak and there were 2 forks wrestling about 20 yards away from me...i never thought i would want deer to go away so bad in my life. as they were leaving i see 2 does coming towards my stand about 400 yds away...i got down, took a leak, got back up and they didnt see or smell me...i shot the doe right under my stand

last week i had to take a deuce out goose hunting...i came back with one sock

daveH nicotine is a laxative man