My father in law always has to drop a duece in the woods. He cant make it back 150 yrds to the house. We built a half... outhouse with a roof and three side that come up about 3 feet. Not only have 2 different people killed deer out of it we have three deer trails combining 20 feet away. I have a tree stand about 100 yrds away on a two track and usually see 2 or 3 deer each season checking it out. Maybe that's where I should hang a stand..Can't believe I just said that...What a ..... stand that would be.. I gotta go....

I have a 45 minute drive to the closet farm so usually my inerds are good and relaxed by the time I get to the toen where I hunt and make it a habit to stop buy the local gas station to do my deed before arriving at the farm.

It's a given.I think about going in the woods and I have to drop a deuce,everytime!I pack a roll of tp,not a whole roll but an almost empty one that has about two or three more jobs left on it.Fletten it out and put it in my shirt pocket,better than life insuranceRon

I simply CANNOT believe it!

How could this thread be 4 pages long without the picture of davidmil in his now "infamous" blue undies?


BTW, I always have a roll of biodegradible TP in the backpack.......just in case!

This is gross but I always use a garbage bag and dump into it and tie it up. Well once, I was up the tree dumped but missed the bag. I shoot the bow better than I aim my pooper. Luckily nothing on me but hugging the tree on the way down was tough. Anyway, stayed up and got a doe at about ten+- yards that night. Didn't matter that time.

Moderators, can I say pooper here?

Greg

One time I was hunting all mourning holding back the erge,When I cant take it no longer I started to drop my drawers I hear something coming looking up I see 10 or 12 turkeys working their way up the hill with beads of sweat on my forehead and gut rolling I watched them for 10 min. when they stepped in the only clearing I went to pull my bow back and the old for every action there’s equal but opposite reaction thing came to play it was the 3rd try before I got my bow back and let the arrow fly my pants hit the ground before my bow and I threw it. Oh I got the turkey

He's out of town, in NY .

My question is, why in the hell is this thread 4 pages long?[&:]

Man whatever you do, do NOT try to do the dump if you are wearing a one piece snow-mobile style hunting get up.... with a hood.
I know a guy who while deer hunting with a whole camp of gun hunters took a dump in his own hood... LOL oh man... all day when they met up to put on drives and such, he kept saying... you guys smell that?
you guys smell that?
Later back at the cabin he went to hang up his hunting suit on a hook and made the nasty discovery in his hood. LOL man did we laugh.

I always carry TP with me in my day pack, but i've never had to go in teh woods. my dad is a timber buyer and he does it all the time..I did once when i was on a float trip on a small river up north. stopped on an island...even wiped with leaves..they like disintegrated...took a shower right away when i got home.


slayer

#1, i order you to take a #2