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Old 12-23-2009, 12:43 PM
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So I figure this is the time of the year that squirells are going into rut due to recent activity and I hear some strange noice in the distance and think...."Man, that squirell really sounds like it's getting raped." I felt bad.

I think this alot...."I bet that button buck would be an easy drag."
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:57 PM
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"Whoa, that falling leaf made more noise than I'da thought"

"How long can I handle this cramp?"

"How come my nose itches only after I get settled?"

"Why do the leaves always rustle behind me?"

"Will they spook from a fart?"

"Pissless coffee would be fantastic"
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:13 PM
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I hear a Deer....nope a squirrel...I hear another Deer...nope a squirrel......I hear a Squirrel,not gonna look this time....dangit it was a Deer!


When Cows laugh does milk come out their noses?

If I shot enough squirrels would they would weigh more than a Deer?

I hear another noise...but I'm affraid to make a movement.

Is it alright to Pray to get a Deer?

I wish a Bobcat would walk by...I'd get that baby mounted and I wouldn't have to field dress it!
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:34 PM
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If I grunt out 'Smoke on the Water' with my flextube will I still attract deer?
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:21 PM
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"What would bigfoot do?"
"What would I do if BIGFOOT walked by?"
"Shouldn't have eaten that Mickey D's last night!"
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:42 PM
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is that snow on the branch above me gonna fall on me?

crunch crunch yes deer.....no squirrel

I wonder whats on tv right now?

if I fart maybe it will sound like a grunt will that big buck come
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:56 PM
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I knew I should have set up in that other tree. Damn!!

Does this friggen wind EVER stop?

Figures, they come out where I thought, just out of range though. ttt

These woods are like a winter wonderland. I'm lucky!

I like sitting here alone in the quiet, it's the closest thing to real peace that I can find.
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GTOHunter
I hear a Deer....nope a squirrel...I hear another Deer...nope a squirrel......I hear a Squirrel,not gonna look this time....dangit it was a Deer!
I need to throw a squirrel killing party before bow season next year.

I wonder if that porcupine can get me from here?

I wonder if I can make my sniffle sound enough like a wheeze to not blow this hunt?

I wonder how my boss would feel if I took October - December off to hunt?
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:41 PM
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............I sure hope Tiffany doesn't find my stand and come climb up here with me - again.
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Old 12-24-2009, 04:28 AM
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"I will have absolutely no way to climb down from this tree, if the bottom half of my API climber falls out beneath me."

This, as Im kneeling down on my seat and pulling the pin out of the chain to readjust at 30 feet up!!!!!

STOOOOOOPID!!!
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