I hear a Deer....nope a squirrel...I hear another Deer...nope a squirrel......I hear a Squirrel,not gonna look this time....dangit it was a Deer!
When Cows laugh does milk come out their noses?
If I shot enough squirrels would they would weigh more than a Deer?
I hear another noise...but I'm affraid to make a movement.
Is it alright to Pray to get a Deer?
I wish a Bobcat would walk by...I'd get that baby mounted and I wouldn't have to field dress it!