Things that occur to you in a tree stand
12-24-2009, 08:50 AM
#23
Fork Horn
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Polk City, FL
Posts: 232
"Why am I out here, I never see any deer?"
"I need a new hobby"
"Ya know I always thought Maryann was hotter than Ginger"
"I could take that squirrel"
"Why did Jimmi Hendrix say excuse me while I kiss this guy?"
"Maybe their all behind me"
" Is Tiger Woods really seeing Jessica Simpson?"
"Time to go, another fruitless hunt:
"Man I can't wait to go again"
"I need a new hobby"
"Ya know I always thought Maryann was hotter than Ginger"
"I could take that squirrel"
"Why did Jimmi Hendrix say excuse me while I kiss this guy?"
"Maybe their all behind me"
" Is Tiger Woods really seeing Jessica Simpson?"
"Time to go, another fruitless hunt:
"Man I can't wait to go again"
12-24-2009, 09:10 AM
#24
Typical Buck
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Boalsburg, PA
Posts: 555
"man, backstraps and garlic just may be the perfect combination"
"i wore too many layers, i am hot, a coors original would taste pretty good now"
"crunch, crunch, chew, chew, another squirrel, really?"
this year i couldn't remember an access code for work, i am thinking about it, then it comes to me...its my shotgun, that is the code...awesome, thank you remington!
"i wore too many layers, i am hot, a coors original would taste pretty good now"
"crunch, crunch, chew, chew, another squirrel, really?"
this year i couldn't remember an access code for work, i am thinking about it, then it comes to me...its my shotgun, that is the code...awesome, thank you remington!
12-24-2009, 09:21 AM
#25
Fork Horn
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 191
I wore to many layers Im sweating feel like I just went swimming, O no I have to pee but I hope I can hold it until after dark, crunch crunch its go time O wait no its not its just a squirrel, crunch crunch yes a deer wait no its just another squirrel, is lady gaga a hermaphrodite?, hmmm I wonder how many times my girlfriend is going to try to call me today while im in my stand and leave messages complaining that im not hanging out with her, what if my bottom half of my climber falls Id be pretty screwed, god I hope the farmer doesnt decide to ride the woodline and spread manure rite now, uhh oh I shouldnt have drank that coffee
12-24-2009, 10:49 AM
#26
Fork Horn
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Iowa
Posts: 452
"I wonder if I can stick this raccoon and not make a sound"
"Nope"
"Why is it no matter what direction I face the wind is still blowing into my face?"
"I wonder what would happen if I tried to jump out of my stand onto this deer"
"How quiet can I **** off my stand?"
"not quietly enough apparently"
"If deer could talk, what would they say?"
Last but not least:
"I knew I should of wore those long underwear; getting drafty"
"Nope"
"Why is it no matter what direction I face the wind is still blowing into my face?"
"I wonder what would happen if I tried to jump out of my stand onto this deer"
"How quiet can I **** off my stand?"
"not quietly enough apparently"
"If deer could talk, what would they say?"
Last but not least:
"I knew I should of wore those long underwear; getting drafty"
12-26-2009, 06:42 PM
#30
Fork Horn
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: central Wisconsin
Posts: 479
If this was a thread on "things that HAPPENED to me up in a tree stand" I would mention a friend who was sitting quietly when all of a sudden something grabbed his shoulder very roughly. He turned his head to see a huge great horned owl sitting there on his shoulder. He nearly sh*t his pants. 
