hey guys just thought it would b fun to make a list of "if guns kill people then...". i'll start it off....

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN I CAN BLAME MISSPELLED WORDS ON MY PENCIL

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT

If guns kill people then flys cause garbage.

If guns kill people then books cause illiterracy.

If guns kill people then cars kill people.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE I"D BE A MASS MURDER!
IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE CONDOMS WOULD CAUSE PREGNACEY!

If guns are designed just to kill people, mine must be defective!

If guns kill people then Oldsmobiles drown people.

If guns kill people then pipe fabricators are terrorists.
If guns kill people then binoculors make you a pervert.

Very good idea sure shot.


If you are going to blame the guns on Columbine then I guess you could blame the spoon for making Rosie fat.

Little different but I've always liked:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

If guns kill people then matches cause arsonist.