if guns kill people...
 

hey guys just thought it would b fun to make a list of "if guns kill people then...". i'll start it off....

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN I CAN BLAME MISSPELLED WORDS ON MY PENCIL

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT

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If guns kill people then flys cause garbage.

If guns kill people then books cause illiterracy.

If guns kill people then cars kill people.

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IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE I"D BE A MASS MURDER!
IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE CONDOMS WOULD CAUSE PREGNACEY!

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If guns are designed just to kill people, mine must be defective!

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If guns kill people then Oldsmobiles drown people.

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If guns kill people then pipe fabricators are terrorists.
If guns kill people then binoculors make you a pervert.

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Very good idea sure shot.


If you are going to blame the guns on Columbine then I guess you could blame the spoon for making Rosie fat.

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Little different but I've always liked:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

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If guns kill people then matches cause arsonist.