What do you think about on the stand?
11-12-2003, 03:38 PM
#14
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,693
RE: What do you think about on the stand?
That was funny Bulzeye!
I think about all the deer under my other stand across the woods.
Being in a stand is a way to really go right brain for me and not think about life - no phone, no garage doors to fix, no bills, etc... I thank God for the opportunity to hunt. Wonder why the squirrels think they are so funny. And often, may be weird, but I think about if all the trees were immediately gone to expose the deer what I would actually see.
I think about all the deer under my other stand across the woods.
Being in a stand is a way to really go right brain for me and not think about life - no phone, no garage doors to fix, no bills, etc... I thank God for the opportunity to hunt. Wonder why the squirrels think they are so funny. And often, may be weird, but I think about if all the trees were immediately gone to expose the deer what I would actually see.
11-12-2003, 03:56 PM
#15
Join Date: Nov 2003
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RE: What do you think about on the stand?
bulzeye - hilarious !!
Might I add:
" I can' t believe all the mostquitos/balckflies when it' s this cold/windy."
" That leave that is flappin' in the wind is asking for it"
" how can a mouse that small make a noise so big ?"
" Ya know, if the government would just ..... they could solve the ....... crisis"
" What the heck is poking me in the back ?"
" where' s my ......."
" is that a deer ?"
" that leaf is really making me mad"
" if it comes from over there, where' s the open shot gonna be ?"
" I hope the truck starts"
" I haven' t seen a darn thing here all day, maybe they' re over there ....."
" what kind of sandwich did I pack ?"
" if that squirrel gets any closer next time I' m gonna grab his neck ..... making me jump like that.... "
" movement ?"
" mental note to self - get that leaf on the way out"
" ooops, there goes my ......."
" I wonder how ....... is doing, he' s got the spot"
" darned mouse"
" that' s it, that leaf is DONE !"
There' s nothing better than the beautiful, cool-but-warm, calm day with the sun shining and the woods " glowing" - even if you only hear the birds and see no more than trees.
Patrick
Might I add:
" I can' t believe all the mostquitos/balckflies when it' s this cold/windy."
" That leave that is flappin' in the wind is asking for it"
" how can a mouse that small make a noise so big ?"
" Ya know, if the government would just ..... they could solve the ....... crisis"
" What the heck is poking me in the back ?"
" where' s my ......."
" is that a deer ?"
" that leaf is really making me mad"
" if it comes from over there, where' s the open shot gonna be ?"
" I hope the truck starts"
" I haven' t seen a darn thing here all day, maybe they' re over there ....."
" what kind of sandwich did I pack ?"
" if that squirrel gets any closer next time I' m gonna grab his neck ..... making me jump like that.... "
" movement ?"
" mental note to self - get that leaf on the way out"
" ooops, there goes my ......."
" I wonder how ....... is doing, he' s got the spot"
" darned mouse"
" that' s it, that leaf is DONE !"
There' s nothing better than the beautiful, cool-but-warm, calm day with the sun shining and the woods " glowing" - even if you only hear the birds and see no more than trees.
Patrick
11-12-2003, 04:25 PM
#16
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: WARTRACE,TENNESSEE walker country
Posts: 2,351
RE: What do you think about on the stand?
girls in thongs dancing around in my stand carrying guns .
dream of the big rack that hits me in the face.
i also think how grateful i' am still to be alive here today.
and you cannot forget the monster deer that might come down the path to give you a shot.
go deep hunt hard.
dream of the big rack that hits me in the face.
i also think how grateful i' am still to be alive here today.
and you cannot forget the monster deer that might come down the path to give you a shot.
go deep hunt hard.
11-12-2003, 04:34 PM
#17
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 30
RE: What do you think about on the stand?
Thank God people lose thier minds out there like I do. I have some to add.
* Why do I have to wait til' 10 minutes before dark to see a deer? Is it not possible to see one when you first sit on stand?
* I wonder where the closest deer to me is right now? If it' s 3 miles from me, why am I sitting here?
* Is my release too tight on my wrist? Can' t adjust it now, it will make too much noise. Guess I' ll just have to live without that hand after it cuts off the circulation.
* I' m not looking cause I know it' s a squirell.
* Crap maybe it' s not a squirell I better look. &*!@#$* things.
* OK here we go baby. There' s one. Wait a minute. Is that a base of a tree or a stump or a deer?
* Wow it' s none of the above. It' s a medieval soldier, I' m sure of it!! wow!! wait til I tell the others.
* Pizza for dinner? sure.
* I can' t feel my left hand for some reason. Darn release.
* If the tree my stand is in would to fall for some reason what would I do?
* A deer on the other side of the field? Nope just a penguin. I' m sure of it. Wow weird night. A soldier and a penguin.
* Where' s the closest deer to me?
* I here a fire siren. I' m just assuming it has to be the hunting lodge burning down. I forgot to turn the heater off. Great.
* It' s been 2 hours and no deer. Is there some rule that they can only be seen 5 minutes before dark? How bout an early deer for once?
* Why is a soldier and a penguin in the woods?
* I don' t want pizza....Tacos!!
* I can' t believe the hunting lodge is on fire. That really sucks.
* Wow a doe over there about 100 yards. What a pretty deer. Glad I saw something tonight.
* Well better get down and head to Mcdonalds.
* How many do you think you' ll spook tonight on your way out?
* At least my tree didn' t fall, although I had the perfect escape route planned.
* Why do I have to wait til' 10 minutes before dark to see a deer? Is it not possible to see one when you first sit on stand?
* I wonder where the closest deer to me is right now? If it' s 3 miles from me, why am I sitting here?
* Is my release too tight on my wrist? Can' t adjust it now, it will make too much noise. Guess I' ll just have to live without that hand after it cuts off the circulation.
* I' m not looking cause I know it' s a squirell.
* Crap maybe it' s not a squirell I better look. &*!@#$* things.
* OK here we go baby. There' s one. Wait a minute. Is that a base of a tree or a stump or a deer?
* Wow it' s none of the above. It' s a medieval soldier, I' m sure of it!! wow!! wait til I tell the others.
* Pizza for dinner? sure.
* I can' t feel my left hand for some reason. Darn release.
* If the tree my stand is in would to fall for some reason what would I do?
* A deer on the other side of the field? Nope just a penguin. I' m sure of it. Wow weird night. A soldier and a penguin.
* Where' s the closest deer to me?
* I here a fire siren. I' m just assuming it has to be the hunting lodge burning down. I forgot to turn the heater off. Great.
* It' s been 2 hours and no deer. Is there some rule that they can only be seen 5 minutes before dark? How bout an early deer for once?
* Why is a soldier and a penguin in the woods?
* I don' t want pizza....Tacos!!
* I can' t believe the hunting lodge is on fire. That really sucks.
* Wow a doe over there about 100 yards. What a pretty deer. Glad I saw something tonight.
* Well better get down and head to Mcdonalds.
* How many do you think you' ll spook tonight on your way out?
* At least my tree didn' t fall, although I had the perfect escape route planned.
11-12-2003, 06:05 PM
#19
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 114
RE: What do you think about on the stand?
LMAO you guys are killin me, i' ll add a few
just after i knock an arrow, and say a lil prayer to my mom(she passed)
-I wonder if i could call in some deer if i farted?
-wow im really high up,think it' ll hurt if i fall!
-geez, i wonder if i should have sat in the other stand, no deer here
-time to leave some scent
-is there even any deer in these woods
-GOD I HATE THOSE STUPID LEAVES
-WHO IN THE (*&$ let squirrels breed, there all over
-well there' s a pretty white flag sayin bye bye!
-man where' d my toe' s/fingers go
-stupid glasses why do they gotta fog up
just after i knock an arrow, and say a lil prayer to my mom(she passed)
-I wonder if i could call in some deer if i farted?
-wow im really high up,think it' ll hurt if i fall!
-geez, i wonder if i should have sat in the other stand, no deer here
-time to leave some scent
-is there even any deer in these woods
-GOD I HATE THOSE STUPID LEAVES
-WHO IN THE (*&$ let squirrels breed, there all over
-well there' s a pretty white flag sayin bye bye!
-man where' d my toe' s/fingers go
-stupid glasses why do they gotta fog up