LMAO you guys are killin me, i' ll add a few

just after i knock an arrow, and say a lil prayer to my mom(she passed)
-I wonder if i could call in some deer if i farted?
-wow im really high up,think it' ll hurt if i fall!
-geez, i wonder if i should have sat in the other stand, no deer here
-time to leave some scent
-is there even any deer in these woods
-GOD I HATE THOSE STUPID LEAVES
-WHO IN THE (*&$ let squirrels breed, there all over
-well there' s a pretty white flag sayin bye bye!
-man where' d my toe' s/fingers go
-stupid glasses why do they gotta fog up