Thank God people lose thier minds out there like I do. I have some to add.

* Why do I have to wait til' 10 minutes before dark to see a deer? Is it not possible to see one when you first sit on stand?
* I wonder where the closest deer to me is right now? If it' s 3 miles from me, why am I sitting here?
* Is my release too tight on my wrist? Can' t adjust it now, it will make too much noise. Guess I' ll just have to live without that hand after it cuts off the circulation.
* I' m not looking cause I know it' s a squirell.
* Crap maybe it' s not a squirell I better look. &*!@#$* things.
* OK here we go baby. There' s one. Wait a minute. Is that a base of a tree or a stump or a deer?
* Wow it' s none of the above. It' s a medieval soldier, I' m sure of it!! wow!! wait til I tell the others.
* Pizza for dinner? sure.
* I can' t feel my left hand for some reason. Darn release.
* If the tree my stand is in would to fall for some reason what would I do?
* A deer on the other side of the field? Nope just a penguin. I' m sure of it. Wow weird night. A soldier and a penguin.
* Where' s the closest deer to me?
* I here a fire siren. I' m just assuming it has to be the hunting lodge burning down. I forgot to turn the heater off. Great.
* It' s been 2 hours and no deer. Is there some rule that they can only be seen 5 minutes before dark? How bout an early deer for once?
* Why is a soldier and a penguin in the woods?
* I don' t want pizza....Tacos!!
* I can' t believe the hunting lodge is on fire. That really sucks.
* Wow a doe over there about 100 yards. What a pretty deer. Glad I saw something tonight.
* Well better get down and head to Mcdonalds.
* How many do you think you' ll spook tonight on your way out?
* At least my tree didn' t fall, although I had the perfect escape route planned.