RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

I got a 10 for the wearing camo one

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

If you've ever ran out of astroglide, and used Woody's as a replacement - you might be a redneck +10

thats some funny stuff right there. for those who do not know that is a 'personal' lubricant.

you could substitute motor oil in there for woodys also. ha.. ha!!!!

p.s. i onlyscored a 4

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

Im a 38. Im glad you didnt include buying your kids camo bibs or camo toddler shoes, or mentioned running off the road and hitting a mailbox trying to see if there was a buck in the field you just passed.

I've been known to pass out on couch with my bow in hand, remote in the other watching a buckmasters DVD.

I've actually made a family dinner 10 minutes late after dressing a deer that I killed 30 minutes before we were supposed to meet at the restaraunt.

Back in high scool I would be late to school with blood on my hands and jeans. I loved those days!

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

30

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

I just thought of a good one that was real life to me.

If you ever showed up to your deck hockey game with deer blood on your shin guards……+10

Or more broadly if you ever showed up to ANY type of function with blood still on your hands/arms/clothes……+10