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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
The no pants and no shirt addition is awesome! I am a solid +27.I never considered myself a redneck but I guess I is one!:D
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: quiksilver If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6 If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3 If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3 |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
add 5, no shirt
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
I only got 3 points.. I guess I am not that hardcore.[:o]
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: Schultzy ORIGINAL: bloodcrick Oh lord [X(] :D:D ORIGINAL: Schultzy 86 here! Damn proud of it too!! Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;) |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
I got a 15....
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one :D:DOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]
ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: Schultzy ORIGINAL: bloodcrick Oh lord [X(] :D:D ORIGINAL: Schultzy 86 here! Damn proud of it too!! Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;) |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool? |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: bloodcrick OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one :D:DOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(] ORIGINAL: PreacherTony ORIGINAL: Schultzy ORIGINAL: bloodcrick Oh lord [X(] :D:D ORIGINAL: Schultzy 86 here! Damn proud of it too!! Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;) Fine I'll list the ones I'm guilty of. By the way I miss counted again. Its 68.[8D] If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.- 12 mounts in the house will do that. 3 of which are bear rugs and there spendy! If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.- Camo T-shirts- You damn right I look good in them! If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bow ties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.- I'll do it when it happens. My brother already did it and it looked awesome! If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6- Many of them as a kid in school. If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3- Thats called bear bait at my place! If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8- Been told that by the insurance man too many times. If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5- I'm always obeying the laws but I still get nervous around these folks. I've dealt with some a holes. If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4- Refer to #1 |
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