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tsoc 07-24-2008 03:59 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
The no pants and no shirt addition is awesome! I am a solid +27.I never considered myself a redneck but I guess I is one!:D

PreacherTony 07-24-2008 04:10 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

ORIGINAL: quiksilver

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

GUILTY!!!!!:D

rybohunter 07-24-2008 04:14 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
add 5, no shirt
[8D]

dukemichaels 07-24-2008 04:16 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
I only got 3 points.. I guess I am not that hardcore.[:o]

PreacherTony 07-24-2008 04:17 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

ORIGINAL: Schultzy


ORIGINAL: bloodcrick

Oh lord [X(] :D:D

ORIGINAL: Schultzy

86 here! Damn proud of it too!!

I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!;)
Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!! :D


Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;)

TexasBowHunter 07-24-2008 04:22 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
I got a 15....

bloodcrick 07-24-2008 04:24 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one :D:DOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]

ORIGINAL: PreacherTony


ORIGINAL: Schultzy


ORIGINAL: bloodcrick

Oh lord [X(] :D:D

ORIGINAL: Schultzy

86 here! Damn proud of it too!!

I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!;)
Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!! :D


Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;)

MOTOWNHONKEY 07-24-2008 04:35 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?

AF Hunter 07-24-2008 04:38 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY

Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?
You're in denial man. You need to have someone else score you.:D

Schultzy 07-24-2008 04:47 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

ORIGINAL: bloodcrick

OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one :D:DOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]

ORIGINAL: PreacherTony


ORIGINAL: Schultzy


ORIGINAL: bloodcrick

Oh lord [X(] :D:D

ORIGINAL: Schultzy

86 here! Damn proud of it too!!

I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!;)
Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!! :D


Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;)

Smart ass's!! Easy on the broad there Tony, she's far from it!;)

Fine I'll list the ones I'm guilty of. By the way I miss counted again. Its 68.[8D]

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.- 12 mounts in the house will do that. 3 of which are bear rugs and there spendy!

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.- Camo T-shirts- You damn right I look good in them!

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bow ties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.- I'll do it when it happens. My brother already did it and it looked awesome!

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6- Many of them as a kid in school.

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3- Thats called bear bait at my place!

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8- Been told that by the insurance man too many times.

If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5- I'm always obeying the laws but I still get nervous around these folks. I've dealt with some a holes.

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4- Refer to #1



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