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If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bowties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6

If you've ever had to cut your hunting short to spend extra time working on your Demo Derby car, you might be a redneck +4

If you purchased "Billy Big Mouth Bass" and thought it was cool, you might be a redneck +3

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5

If your "hunting truck" cost more than your home - you might be a redneck +5

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8

If you've ever refinanced your mortgage to pay for guns, bows or hunting trips - you might be a redneck +5

If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4

If you've ever stocked fish inyour kids'inflatapool - you might be a redneck +5

If you've ever ran out of astroglide, and used Woody's as a replacement - you might be a redneck +10

If you've ever secretly hoped that you didn't get weekend custody of the kids, because it would interfere with your bowhunting - you might be a redneck +8

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If you have ever come up with a poll like this, you might be a "gay red-neck". +100

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Oh crap!! 33
This is my favorite, and yes i have :D
If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6

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As bad as I got sunburned on the tractor last week I only scored 7. I guess even with my red sunburned neck and living just east of West Podunk, I'm still not a redneck!

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My gun collection is worth more than my car. +5

And I once skipped school to go bowhunting behind the house, then made my dad drive me upto the Junior High at lunchtimewith my bloody dead deer in the trunk to show my woodshop teacher. LMAO +6

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86 here! Damn proud of it too!!

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Oh lord [X(] :D:D

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I miss counted. It should be 68 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!;)

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I've done that too

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I scored a big, fat ZERO.:D (but those in quotes are PRICELESS!)

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-6 [:o](both of my daughters were born during deer season), but dangit, I'm trying!! :D

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+4 here

My lawnmower is worth more than my car....no points for that?;)

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+10 for me.

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i got 33

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30 possibly only 20 depending on some judgement calls.

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You didn't sign up fore FMLA so you could hunt more? :D

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-3, and Josh I'll catch up with ya if there's another!

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Think you need to add in:

If all your kids are named after brands of beer, there ain't no might, you are a redneck +50
If your boys are all named after broadheads, you might be a redneck +20
If you have a car sitting in your yard on cement blocks with antlers as the hood ornament, good chance there too buddy. +10

Trouble is, I got a neighbor that #2 and #3 above are true. His baby boy was born last week and is named "Rage"
I also know someone who committed #1 above.

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if your reading this post with out a shirt on +5 No pants +10

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You kill me Fran!!:D:D:D



Well these apply to me:)so that puts me at +8....I guess I'm not too bad.

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The no pants and no shirt addition is awesome! I am a solid +27.I never considered myself a redneck but I guess I is one!:D

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GUILTY!!!!!:D

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add 5, no shirt
[8D]

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I only got 3 points.. I guess I am not that hardcore.[:o]

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Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!! :D


Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope ;)

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I got a 15....

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OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one :D:DOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]

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Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?

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You're in denial man. You need to have someone else score you.:D

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Smart ass's!! Easy on the broad there Tony, she's far from it!;)

Fine I'll list the ones I'm guilty of. By the way I miss counted again. Its 68.[8D]

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.- 12 mounts in the house will do that. 3 of which are bear rugs and there spendy!

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.- Camo T-shirts- You damn right I look good in them!

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bow ties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.- I'll do it when it happens. My brother already did it and it looked awesome!

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6- Many of them as a kid in school.

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3- Thats called bear bait at my place!

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8- Been told that by the insurance man too many times.

If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5- I'm always obeying the laws but I still get nervous around these folks. I've dealt with some a holes.

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4- Refer to #1

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I scored 0.

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34.....:D

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bowties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

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gri22ly, whats FMLA??
and wallhangr, if it has to be done, do what I did and shoot for Dec.or Feb.;)If we were talkin' anything even remotely close to the rut . . .man, I'd be in trouble BIG TIME :D

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I got six. you got me on the animal on school property. it was for a demo speech i had to give.
you should have added one about having tree stands in the front yard.

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Sittin on a 35 here...not bad...

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"If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3 "

Fran,
My wife said this should put you OFF the charts. Something like +100.

Geez, I scored a big -0- . Does that mean I can't hunt?

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I aint even gotta take that thing, I'm 100% through and through brother. I could add so much more to that list. I wish every single one of you could come to a Talladega race one year and just watch people. Redneck capital of the world, believe it.

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16

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If your taxidermist is paid in full......but your home still has the wheels on it.......You MIGHT be a redneck.;)

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[quote]ORIGINAL: quiksilver

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

The heads from my African Trip are on the walls of my family room alot more $$$ than the furniture.

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

One child born 06-01, one born 02-07, and the last born 02-17, only interfere with a little of trapping season.

If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5

Guns definately worth more than the wife's minivan

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

Three whitetail capes and a lifesize gray fox, do I count each separate?

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4

Great poll Fran.