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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
I scored 0.
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
34.....:D
If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV. If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bowties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3 If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8 If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3 |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: gri22ly ORIGINAL: joshw020 -6 [:o](both of my daughters were born during deer season), but dangit, I'm trying!! :D and wallhangr, if it has to be done, do what I did and shoot for Dec.or Feb.;)If we were talkin' anything even remotely close to the rut . . .man, I'd be in trouble BIG TIME :D |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
I got six. you got me on the animal on school property. it was for a demo speech i had to give.
you should have added one about having tree stands in the front yard. |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
Sittin on a 35 here...not bad...
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
"If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3 "
Fran, My wife said this should put you OFF the charts. Something like +100. Geez, I scored a big -0- . Does that mean I can't hunt? |
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
I aint even gotta take that thing, I'm 100% through and through brother. I could add so much more to that list. I wish every single one of you could come to a Talladega race one year and just watch people. Redneck capital of the world, believe it.
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
16
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
If your taxidermist is paid in full......but your home still has the wheels on it.......You MIGHT be a redneck.;)
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RE: Redneck-O-Meter
[quote]ORIGINAL: quiksilver
If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV. The heads from my African Trip are on the walls of my family room alot more $$$ than the furniture. If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it. If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3 One child born 06-01, one born 02-07, and the last born 02-17, only interfere with a little of trapping season. If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5 Guns definately worth more than the wife's minivan If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3 Three whitetail capes and a lifesize gray fox, do I count each separate? If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3 If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4 Great poll Fran. |
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