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whitetailbowhunter 07-24-2008 05:07 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
I scored 0.

Rob/PA Bowyer 07-24-2008 05:50 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
34.....:D

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bowties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3



joshw020 07-24-2008 07:40 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 

ORIGINAL: gri22ly


ORIGINAL: joshw020

-6 [:o](both of my daughters were born during deer season), but dangit, I'm trying!! :D
You didn't sign up fore FMLA so you could hunt more? :D
gri22ly, whats FMLA??
and wallhangr, if it has to be done, do what I did and shoot for Dec.or Feb.;)If we were talkin' anything even remotely close to the rut . . .man, I'd be in trouble BIG TIME :D

ksfowler 07-24-2008 07:41 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
I got six. you got me on the animal on school property. it was for a demo speech i had to give.
you should have added one about having tree stands in the front yard.

NY/Al 07-24-2008 08:12 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
Sittin on a 35 here...not bad...

archer58 07-24-2008 09:04 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
"If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3 "

Fran,
My wife said this should put you OFF the charts. Something like +100.

Geez, I scored a big -0- . Does that mean I can't hunt?


SouthernStrut56 07-24-2008 09:17 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
I aint even gotta take that thing, I'm 100% through and through brother. I could add so much more to that list. I wish every single one of you could come to a Talladega race one year and just watch people. Redneck capital of the world, believe it.

virginiashadow 07-24-2008 09:22 PM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
16

GMMAT 07-25-2008 05:49 AM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
If your taxidermist is paid in full......but your home still has the wheels on it.......You MIGHT be a redneck.;)

FOP23 07-25-2008 07:14 AM

RE: Redneck-O-Meter
 
[quote]ORIGINAL: quiksilver

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.

The heads from my African Trip are on the walls of my family room alot more $$$ than the furniture.

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.

If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3

One child born 06-01, one born 02-07, and the last born 02-17, only interfere with a little of trapping season.

If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5

Guns definately worth more than the wife's minivan

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3

Three whitetail capes and a lifesize gray fox, do I count each separate?

If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4

Great poll Fran.


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