Redneck-O-Meter
07-24-2008 | 04:10 PM
#22
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From: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6
If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3
If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3
If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6
If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3
If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3
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07-24-2008 | 04:17 PM
#25
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From: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!
ORIGINAL: bloodcrick
Oh lord [X(]
Oh lord [X(]
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope
07-24-2008 | 04:24 PM
#27
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From: Indiana (southern)
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one Or if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]
Or if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]
ORIGINAL: PreacherTony
Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!!
Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!
ORIGINAL: bloodcrick
Oh lord [X(]
Oh lord [X(]
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope
07-24-2008 | 04:38 PM
#29
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From: Iowa (Heartland USA)
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY
Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?
Very disapointed to see I only got 17. And who doesn't think the Billy Bass is cool?
07-24-2008 | 04:47 PM
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From: Central Minnesota
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: bloodcrick
OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that oneOr if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]
OMG Tony i just laughed out loud on that one
Or if she looks like she swam across an algie pond with her mouth open [8D][:'(]
ORIGINAL: PreacherTony
Steve .... if you scored a 71 you have no worries ..... you will NEVER get married!!!
Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
I miss counted. It should be 71 being I haven't got married yet but if I do there will be camo bow ties!!
ORIGINAL: bloodcrick
Oh lord [X(]
Oh lord [X(]
ORIGINAL: Schultzy
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
86 here! Damn proud of it too!!
Unless you are willing to marry some broad who flosses with a tow rope
Fine I'll list the ones I'm guilty of. By the way I miss counted again. Its 68.[8D]
If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.- 12 mounts in the house will do that. 3 of which are bear rugs and there spendy!
If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.- Camo T-shirts- You damn right I look good in them!
If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bow ties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.- I'll do it when it happens. My brother already did it and it looked awesome!
If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6- Many of them as a kid in school.
If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3- Thats called bear bait at my place!
If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8- Been told that by the insurance man too many times.
If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5- I'm always obeying the laws but I still get nervous around these folks. I've dealt with some a holes.
If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4- Refer to #1