Smart ass's!! Easy on the broad there Tony, she's far from it!

Fine I'll list the ones I'm guilty of. By the way I miss counted again. Its 68.[8D]

If the taxidermy in your family room cost more than the furniture +8 +15 if it cost more than the furniture AND the TV.- 12 mounts in the house will do that. 3 of which are bear rugs and there spendy!

If you wear camo or hunting-relatedclothingto social functions +4 +10 if you actually think you look good in it.- Camo T-shirts- You damn right I look good in them!

If you have ever actuallyentertained the idea of getting camo bow ties for your wedding party, you might be a redneck +5 +15 if you actually did it.- I'll do it when it happens. My brother already did it and it looked awesome!

If you've ever taken a dead animal onto school property to "show the kids," you might be a redneck +6- Many of them as a kid in school.

If there are currently dead animal parts in your freezer, that are NOT for eating, you might be a redneck +3- Thats called bear bait at my place!

If you've ever had to "be careful" while you're out hunting, because the people from the insurance company "might be watching" - you might be a redneck +8- Been told that by the insurance man too many times.

If the words "game warden" cause your heart to skip a beat and your eyes to get shifty- you might be a redneck +5- I'm always obeying the laws but I still get nervous around these folks. I've dealt with some a holes.

If you have more dead animals than pictures adorning the walls of your humble abode - you might be a redneck +4- Refer to #1