Redneck-O-Meter
](both of my daughters were born during deer season), but dangit, I'm trying!! 
07-24-2008, 03:44 PM
#18
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa (Heartland USA)
Posts: 3,249
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
Think you need to add in:
If all your kids are named after brands of beer, there ain't no might, you are a redneck +50
If your boys are all named after broadheads, you might be a redneck +20
If you have a car sitting in your yard on cement blocks with antlers as the hood ornament, good chance there too buddy. +10
Trouble is, I got a neighbor that #2 and #3 above are true. His baby boy was born last week and is named "Rage"
I also know someone who committed #1 above.
If all your kids are named after brands of beer, there ain't no might, you are a redneck +50
If your boys are all named after broadheads, you might be a redneck +20
If you have a car sitting in your yard on cement blocks with antlers as the hood ornament, good chance there too buddy. +10
Trouble is, I got a neighbor that #2 and #3 above are true. His baby boy was born last week and is named "Rage"
I also know someone who committed #1 above.
07-24-2008, 03:48 PM
#19
Site Bouncer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,099
RE: Redneck-O-Meter
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
If you purchased "Billy Big Mouth Bass" and thought it was cool, you might be a redneck +3
If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3
If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5
If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3
If you purchased "Billy Big Mouth Bass" and thought it was cool, you might be a redneck +3
If you intentionally scheduled the birth of your children around deer season, you might be a pretty smartredneck-3
If your gun collection is worth more than your family sedan - you might be a redneck +5
If you've ever "tried to get your wife into hunting," as an underhanded scheme to get more hunting time - you might be a redneck +3
You kill me Fran!!
Well these apply to me
so that puts me at +8....I guess I'm not too bad.