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Old 07-20-2008, 12:18 PM
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We are at war with trophy deer. Being good soldiers we have prepared for battle. We know our enemy like no other. We know where they live. we know where they eat. We know what they eat. We know their daily habits. We know their mating rituals. We know their defense mechanisms. We take every step to render their defense useless thru the use of camo and scent control etc. We know every scent gland. We know their anatomy. Our opponent leaves sign for us to find. We have millions of spys collecting data. Our opponent has a brain about a quarter the size of ours. Our opponent has no weapons. As good soldiers we practice and become proficient with our weapons. We have all the technology.
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR US TO GET THEM?
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:24 PM
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They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:26 PM
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Very creative Todd! Very good. Their minds are geared towards survival 24/7 that's all Ihave tosay.
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:26 PM
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim

They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
Best post from this poster I've ever seen.
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:26 PM
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim

They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:33 PM
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim

They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
sounds like my ex-wife!!!
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:45 PM
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim

They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
That's it!! Good one!

Once in a while I kill a general (one or two star) and some of their underlings when they are drunk on this thing called love during those few weeks per year!
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:47 PM
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They have no rules to follow an they go where they please an special do not go over there where that thing climbed that tree before daylight!
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:52 PM
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim

They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]

We're damn lucky we get any of em.
ROFLMAO! That is just CLASSIC!! . . .and very true!
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:23 PM
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They don'thave anyof our rules. I don't think they would be all that hard to get if it was really war.
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