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Hunting Injuries
04-29-2008, 11:54 AM
#61
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Hunting Injuries
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
I was running down a crippledgobbler one time and put my right ankle in a groundhog hole. It didn't break, but I think just about every ligament and tendon was damaged. No surgery, but it's still a mess, 10 years later. I had to crawl out through the field to recover the bird, then crawl back to the car. I got stung by a bee while I was crawling, which added insult to injury.
Another time, I was guiding a guy and he emptied his gun on a big tom. It was gonna get away if I didn't do something, so I ran it down like a leopard and gave it a Bill Goldberg Human Spear. Feathers went everywhere and I came out of the ordeal with a dead turkey and a separated shoulder. Ouch.
If my mother would've been around on either of those occasions, I'd still be eating soap.
I was running down a crippledgobbler one time and put my right ankle in a groundhog hole. It didn't break, but I think just about every ligament and tendon was damaged. No surgery, but it's still a mess, 10 years later. I had to crawl out through the field to recover the bird, then crawl back to the car. I got stung by a bee while I was crawling, which added insult to injury.
Another time, I was guiding a guy and he emptied his gun on a big tom. It was gonna get away if I didn't do something, so I ran it down like a leopard and gave it a Bill Goldberg Human Spear. Feathers went everywhere and I came out of the ordeal with a dead turkey and a separated shoulder. Ouch.
If my mother would've been around on either of those occasions, I'd still be eating soap.
To bad he had to die
04-29-2008, 12:26 PM
#63
Giant Nontypical
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: Hunting Injuries
Germ - I'm about to put popknots all over your head, whitey. Is it considered a "hunting injury" if you're provoked by a fellow hunting message board member, prompting you to put on your best wrestling leotard anddrive to Michigan andsuplex"someone"inakiddie pool filled with vaseline and Apple Jacks?
Just keep it up, Hemry. I've got a full tank of gas anda pink spandexsinglet that says you won't last 5 seconds in the ring with the King.
Just keep it up, Hemry. I've got a full tank of gas anda pink spandexsinglet that says you won't last 5 seconds in the ring with the King.
04-29-2008, 12:35 PM
#64
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Hunting Injuries
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Germ - I'm about to put popknots all over your head, whitey. Is it considered a "hunting injury" if you're provoked by a fellow hunting message board member, prompting you to put on your best wrestling leotard anddrive to Michigan andsuplex"someone"inakiddie pool filled with vaseline and Apple Jacks?
Just keep it up, Hemry. I've got a full tank of gas anda pink spandexsinglet that says you won't last 5 seconds in the ring with the King.
Germ - I'm about to put popknots all over your head, whitey. Is it considered a "hunting injury" if you're provoked by a fellow hunting message board member, prompting you to put on your best wrestling leotard anddrive to Michigan andsuplex"someone"inakiddie pool filled with vaseline and Apple Jacks?
Just keep it up, Hemry. I've got a full tank of gas anda pink spandexsinglet that says you won't last 5 seconds in the ring with the King.
I am going to enjoy snapping you like a twig
and do what every King deserves
04-29-2008, 12:37 PM
#65
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: York,Pa
Posts: 2,645
RE: Hunting Injuries
Me being in a hurry sliced my thumb off from the middle knuckle up cause I was not using a broadhead tool on Thunderheads! Yes they do come sharp out of the box. 11 stitches and 4 1/2 hrs in the emergency room I was fine![:@]
04-29-2008, 12:40 PM
#67
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Southwest Ohio
Posts: 10,277
RE: Hunting Injuries
I have a cousin who got royally stoned in his deer stand. he fell out but landed upright with his feet planted on each side of a log. They then rolled in opposite directions and it sprained both ankles. He spent the next several weeks on crutches.
04-29-2008, 12:58 PM
#69
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
Posts: 6,679
RE: Hunting Injuries
ORIGINAL: rybohunter
I’m sensing PPV here. We’ll need some Divas though. Buckeye can be in Germ’s corner, I’ll be in quik’s. Preacher can drive down to ref.
I’m sensing PPV here. We’ll need some Divas though. Buckeye can be in Germ’s corner, I’ll be in quik’s. Preacher can drive down to ref.
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