"Dude, where's my car?"

Move over bacon now there's something meatier.

.....Mind if I hide in here with you, there's a bunch of guys out there tryingto shoot me.

... and the waters DEEP too

Deer walks into a ground blindand says BOO![:-]

A buck walks into a ground blind, sits down, scratches his nutz, and asks for a beer.

A DOE walks into the ground blind, and immediately starts nagging: Look at this place - it's disgusting. It stinks in here. And you need to pick up your socks and put your dishes in the sink. And cut the grass while your at it. And how come you never rub my hooves any more???

I like burbaust99's completion. Funny.

and says to the hunter: " I used to hide out in a blind also when my wife b*tched at me, now when she starts, I just poke her in the *ss with my antlers."

Shane

A deer walks into a ground blind and the blind tender
asks ..................



"Why the long face?"

your place looks bigger from the outside!