Little Light Humor - Finish This Joke
10-10-2007, 07:09 PM
#11
Nontypical Buck
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa (Heartland USA)
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RE: Little Light Humor - Finish This Joke
looks at the hunter and says "Hey you heard the joke about the hunter who went to Alaska to kill a bear?"
NOTE: If you don't know that joke, find someone who does, its really funny but maybe not appropriate for this forum.
NOTE: If you don't know that joke, find someone who does, its really funny but maybe not appropriate for this forum.
10-10-2007, 07:24 PM
#15
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Albany, NY
Posts: 4,679
RE: Little Light Humor - Finish This Joke
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggestedthat we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but hedidn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.....buthe said, "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him thatI loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly,
and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still feltthat he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Missed agiant buck today, but at least I got laid.
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggestedthat we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but hedidn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.....buthe said, "nothing". I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him thatI loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly,
and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still feltthat he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Missed agiant buck today, but at least I got laid.
10-10-2007, 08:33 PM
#17
Typical Buck
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Southwest Minnesota
Posts: 835
RE: Little Light Humor - Finish This Joke
A deer walks into a ground blind an says to the blind tender "UM ........I'll have a........... Code Blue, A Tinks 69, and a shot of deer dander for my Buddie there
10-11-2007, 06:18 AM
#20
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Portage WI/Racine WI
Posts: 2,320
RE: Little Light Humor - Finish This Joke
ORIGINAL: wis_bow_huntr
Hey Peanut wants in on the action, ill bring the butter
ORIGINAL: RDHunter
.... see's Germ , FRALY and the buckeye boy spooning
.... see's Germ , FRALY and the buckeye boy spooning
