Deer Camp Joke
05-16-2007 | 01:39 PM
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Deer Camp Joke
I was just forwarded this one.
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
[/align]They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." [/align]
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long." [/align]
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
[/align]They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." [/align]
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long." [/align]
I guess Daryl probably started sleeping with a pie tin strapped around the keester after that!
05-16-2007 | 02:45 PM
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RE: Deer Camp Joke
thats pretty good, heres another.
Three hunting buddies were all driving around ina truck trying to find a place to hunt that afternoon. they drive by a real promising looking farm, so they stop in at the farmers house to ask for permission. The driver gets out and goes to knock on the door. the farmer opens the door with a friendly hello. the farmer says " hi my name is big john, a couple of my buddies and i were wondering if you would care if we hunted down in your back field this afternoon?" the farmer says no thats fine, i just have one request of you. before you go, can you shoot that old mule over there for me? shes over 20, and sick and dying with cancer, i just dont have the heart to put her down. Big john says no problem and begins to walk back to the truck. on the way back he decides to pull a little prank on his buddies.
so he gets into the truck looking really upset. all the friends eagerly ask well can we hunt can we?!?! he exhales loudly and says he told me NO and to get off his property, but ill show that old cuss. so he rolls down the window, and BOOM he shoots the old mule. now all the friends are panicking WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GO GO GO!!! in all the chaos no one heard the back window roll down. all of the sudden they all hear another BOOM and bill yells HURRY UP I GOT THE COW TOO!!!!!
Three hunting buddies were all driving around ina truck trying to find a place to hunt that afternoon. they drive by a real promising looking farm, so they stop in at the farmers house to ask for permission. The driver gets out and goes to knock on the door. the farmer opens the door with a friendly hello. the farmer says " hi my name is big john, a couple of my buddies and i were wondering if you would care if we hunted down in your back field this afternoon?" the farmer says no thats fine, i just have one request of you. before you go, can you shoot that old mule over there for me? shes over 20, and sick and dying with cancer, i just dont have the heart to put her down. Big john says no problem and begins to walk back to the truck. on the way back he decides to pull a little prank on his buddies.
so he gets into the truck looking really upset. all the friends eagerly ask well can we hunt can we?!?! he exhales loudly and says he told me NO and to get off his property, but ill show that old cuss. so he rolls down the window, and BOOM he shoots the old mule. now all the friends are panicking WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GO GO GO!!! in all the chaos no one heard the back window roll down. all of the sudden they all hear another BOOM and bill yells HURRY UP I GOT THE COW TOO!!!!!
05-16-2007 | 03:04 PM
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RE: Deer Camp Joke
A man was given an ultimatum by his wife about how much time he spent hunting. He was really down about it, and was about to give in to her, whn ehe had an idea that he thought would save his hunting and his marriage! He figured if he could get his wife involved that he could spend more time with her, and still get to hunt lke he wanted. He talked to her about his idea, and she began to warm up to it. He took her to the sporting goods store, fitted her with a youth rifle in .243, bought her some women's camo--the whole works! She was really getting into it now. Aftyer several months of prepearation, the season was here, and she wanted to hunt alone--feminist that she was! He took her to one of his good stands, left her to go sit fairly close by, so as to let her know he wasn't jsut taking her to get rid of her. After dropping her off, he only went about 200 yards when he heard a loud BANG! He could not believe her luck! As he approached her stand sight, he could hear another voice, and it was a man. He got closer, and he could finally make out what he was saying. "Yes ma'am, its your deer! Just let me get my saddle off of it, and you can have it!!!!!
05-16-2007 | 03:09 PM
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RE: Deer Camp Joke
you guys crakme up... The Old Man and The Beaver
[blockquote] A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly", said the doctor.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"
"Exactly", said the doctor.
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A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
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