thats pretty good, heres another.

Three hunting buddies were all driving around ina truck trying to find a place to hunt that afternoon. they drive by a real promising looking farm, so they stop in at the farmers house to ask for permission. The driver gets out and goes to knock on the door. the farmer opens the door with a friendly hello. the farmer says " hi my name is big john, a couple of my buddies and i were wondering if you would care if we hunted down in your back field this afternoon?" the farmer says no thats fine, i just have one request of you. before you go, can you shoot that old mule over there for me? shes over 20, and sick and dying with cancer, i just dont have the heart to put her down. Big john says no problem and begins to walk back to the truck. on the way back he decides to pull a little prank on his buddies.
so he gets into the truck looking really upset. all the friends eagerly ask well can we hunt can we?!?! he exhales loudly and says he told me NO and to get off his property, but ill show that old cuss. so he rolls down the window, and BOOM he shoots the old mule. now all the friends are panicking WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GO GO GO!!! in all the chaos no one heard the back window roll down. all of the sudden they all hear another BOOM and bill yells HURRY UP I GOT THE COW TOO!!!!!