Ya should have applied for Section 8 when you were 18.

Ill bomb Iran when McCain (who will win the election) declares war on them, and I'm ordered to fly my B-51 and drop a nuke on Tehran!!

First off there is no B-51 in the modern day Air Force Arsenal, Second, the only way you can become a pilot is to become an officer. You can only become an Officer through the Air Force Academy, ROTC, or OCS. Third why would we nuke Iran when we have combat troops to the east and west that would face radiation poisoning from Nuclear fall out?

Fine, i'll go to the AFA. And the solution to our troops from getting radiation is... GETTING OUT OF IRAQ! Afganistan is ok. They are a bit too far.

Well you better have almost a 4.0 then, and you must get approval from 2 U.S. Congressmen. Also do you have 20/20 vision with no correction? And Afghanistan is right next Iran, look at a map sometime. Also, the U.S. wouldn't nuke Iran, if they did there wouldn't be much infrastructure left for the U.S. to use when they insert a friendly government.