ORIGINAL: Centauri
Ill bomb Iran when McCain (who will win the election) declares war on them, and I'm ordered to fly my B-51 and drop a nuke on Tehran!!
First off there is no B-51 in the modern day Air Force Arsenal, Second, the only way you can become a pilot is to become an officer. You can only become an Officer through the Air Force Academy, ROTC, or OCS. Third why would we nuke Iran when we have combat troops to the east and west that would face radiation poisoning from Nuclear fall out?