Got to read....
12-14-2004 | 07:39 AM
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From: williamstown vt
Got to read....
After having a horrible weekend, (brother in law died saturday night) my wife found these jokes posted on another web site. The author is un-known, but i believe these will bring everyone a smile.(at least a small one anyway).
Deer Hunting
One Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area.
He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down. It is like a torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid-ass husband, is out hunting in that stuff?"
---and now for second one--
----Daddy how was i born?---
Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
I hope you all have enjoyed.
Deer Hunting
One Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area.
He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down. It is like a torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid-ass husband, is out hunting in that stuff?"
---and now for second one--
----Daddy how was i born?---
Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
I hope you all have enjoyed.
