another funny story about one of my wifes relitives. he woke up early opening day to go hunting with his kids decided that they didnt want to go hunting untill later in the morning. so he decided that he would just go out and get the paper and come in the house and make breakfast. well when he went out to get the paper there was a huge buck standing at the edge of the yard so he went in to get his gun. he ended up shooting the buck in his front yard in his pajamas. after that all he had to do was just drag his deer to the garage and clean it there.

I once had an owl fly into a tree next to me with a cat in his talons, and the cat was still alive! The owl saw me and dropped the cat damn near in my lap, which i jumped up and screamed like a little girl! It made me laugh cuz of the situation and the fact that I hate cats..

I was hunting with a couple buddies and one had a grunt tube in his pocket. Whenever he would squat down it would grunt as air was forced from his pocket. He kept doing it, so we thought he was just trying to be funny. Then after about the 10th time he spun around to us all pissed off and ready to fightand said "quit grunting when I squat down, you guys are going to spook all the deer and its not funny". He thought one of us was blowing a grunt call every time he knelt down, it took several minutes of convincing to get him to realize he was doing it to himself. Later that day we took a nice 4x6 and a 6x7.

Wow,I never seen a deer wearing pajamas.....Sorryaharper, couldn't resist.

I was about to draw back on a doe with my bow when a squirrel fell/jumped out of a tree and landed on the doe's back. The expression on the deer's face was pricelesss!

Great storys guys!! ive had a few things happen to me as well...ive had a few birds land on me while sittin in the stand...but the best was when i was bowhunting on the ground..i was sittin in a lil island of trees about 15 yards from the woodline overlooking a field in front of me. it was getting close to dark when i heard movement behind..i didnt want to look and kept gettin closer, well i finally turned around and had skunk staring right at me, i dropped the bow and took off like a rocket out of my ground blind with the skunk at my heals for the first 15 yards! nobody believed me when i got back to the house

Me and my buddy decided to take a newby hunting one day...
Of course my buddy is the type of person that when he has food go in, then something's got to come out (you know what I mean).
So we go over how we were going to hunt the land and where we would meet in a few hours, then off we go.
This area also has bear, coyote etc... and I did mention the guy was a newby right.
Well a few hours later we meet together and the newby starts to explain that he found a pile of crap with pieces of a shirt in it (yes, I said shirt).
He explained in detail, as he was a little scared, he thought it could have been a bear that ate a hunter or something, he was geniunly concered.
He explains how he took a stick and was pushing the pile around and stuff trying to figure this out. Of course I have no clue what's going on until my buddy starts to take his jacket off and noticed he cut his long sleeves off to use as toilet paper (he's done this before).
So I start laughing my butt off, as this newby was hook line and sinker, believing a bear ate a hunter.