Me and my buddy decided to take a newby hunting one day...
Of course my buddy is the type of person that when he has food go in, then something's got to come out (you know what I mean).
So we go over how we were going to hunt the land and where we would meet in a few hours, then off we go.
This area also has bear, coyote etc... and I did mention the guy was a newby right.
Well a few hours later we meet together and the newby starts to explain that he found a pile of crap with pieces of a shirt in it (yes, I said shirt).
He explained in detail, as he was a little scared, he thought it could have been a bear that ate a hunter or something, he was geniunly concered.
He explains how he took a stick and was pushing the pile around and stuff trying to figure this out. Of course I have no clue what's going on until my buddy starts to take his jacket off and noticed he cut his long sleeves off to use as toilet paper (he's done this before).
So I start laughing my butt off, as this newby was hook line and sinker, believing a bear ate a hunter.