I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
05-27-2008 | 12:41 PM
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Fork Horn
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I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
1) never use skoal bandits, only CHEAP fine cut snuff(bandits only for sissies and wimps)
2) like to wear bandannas. they are cooler than hats
3) Have trouble understanding why people wear those sissy pastel pants tofootball games. Just makes you look gay.
Also important to consider -
- Live alone in the woods
- Buy second hand clothes to save money
- Eat ham sandwiches
- Drink cokes
- 16 inch guns
- 320 bench
- 2,000 crunches a day (As I get older the number must increase to keep the abs looking as good as they do)
- Drive a truck with 243, 500 miles on it
- Sit on my porch at night and think about life
- Get very sad when I drive across the country and sleep in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart (or something like it) and remember my youth
I've had a decent run but nothing lasts forever
2) like to wear bandannas. they are cooler than hats
3) Have trouble understanding why people wear those sissy pastel pants tofootball games. Just makes you look gay.
Also important to consider -
- Live alone in the woods
- Buy second hand clothes to save money
- Eat ham sandwiches
- Drink cokes
- 16 inch guns
- 320 bench
- 2,000 crunches a day (As I get older the number must increase to keep the abs looking as good as they do)
- Drive a truck with 243, 500 miles on it
- Sit on my porch at night and think about life
- Get very sad when I drive across the country and sleep in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart (or something like it) and remember my youth
I've had a decent run but nothing lasts forever
05-27-2008 | 12:59 PM
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From: Elmore, Alabama
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
Well lets see!!!!
-got six trucks in the yard(we drive all of em), the oldest is a 77 F-100 Custom, and the newest is a 89 Chevy 3/4 ton.
-as far as skoal, negative, its Levi Garret, Beach Nut, Red Man, and Cope.
-lost count of the guns in my room, oh, got 4 12ga. and some rifles and pistols, Somewere!!
-bench is 210, curl 130(10 reps), squat 250
-sit ups 100 a day( im still young!!)
-go muddin, and as far as the back porch goes, its used for huntin, pissin off of, and making out!!!!
- have slept in the Cheveron parking lot before(didnt want to go home)lol
-oh, and live in the middle of a 40 acre cow pasture( it takes three friends to tip a cow)
-got six trucks in the yard(we drive all of em), the oldest is a 77 F-100 Custom, and the newest is a 89 Chevy 3/4 ton.
-as far as skoal, negative, its Levi Garret, Beach Nut, Red Man, and Cope.
-lost count of the guns in my room, oh, got 4 12ga. and some rifles and pistols, Somewere!!
-bench is 210, curl 130(10 reps), squat 250
-sit ups 100 a day( im still young!!)
-go muddin, and as far as the back porch goes, its used for huntin, pissin off of, and making out!!!!
- have slept in the Cheveron parking lot before(didnt want to go home)lol
-oh, and live in the middle of a 40 acre cow pasture( it takes three friends to tip a cow)
05-27-2008 | 01:37 PM
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Giant Nontypical
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From: Mont County, Pa
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
ORIGINAL: TOPDAWGWOOFWOOF
1) never use skoal bandits, only CHEAP fine cut snuff(bandits only for sissies and wimps)
2) like to wear bandannas. they are cooler than hats
3) Have trouble understanding why people wear those sissy pastel pants tofootball games. Just makes you look gay.
Also important to consider -
- Live alone in the woods
- Buy second hand clothes to save money
- Eat ham sandwiches
- Drink cokes
- 16 inch guns
- 320 bench
- 2,000 crunches a day (As I get older the number must increase to keep the abs looking as good as they do)
- Drive a truck with 243, 500 miles on it
- Sit on my porch at night and think about life
- Get very sad when I drive across the country and sleep in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart (or something like it) and remember my youth
I've had a decent run but nothing lasts forever
1) never use skoal bandits, only CHEAP fine cut snuff(bandits only for sissies and wimps)
2) like to wear bandannas. they are cooler than hats
3) Have trouble understanding why people wear those sissy pastel pants tofootball games. Just makes you look gay.
Also important to consider -
- Live alone in the woods
- Buy second hand clothes to save money
- Eat ham sandwiches
- Drink cokes
- 16 inch guns
- 320 bench
- 2,000 crunches a day (As I get older the number must increase to keep the abs looking as good as they do)
- Drive a truck with 243, 500 miles on it
- Sit on my porch at night and think about life
- Get very sad when I drive across the country and sleep in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart (or something like it) and remember my youth
I've had a decent run but nothing lasts forever
TD, you're hell when you're well!Where have you been hiding? Anyway, nice to hear (words of wisdom) from you again, as always. Stay in touch.
05-27-2008 | 07:19 PM
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Nontypical Buck
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From: Southeast Missouri
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
I have 5 vehicles that are running and licensed......5 old Pontiacs that are for restoring and daily drivers,4 parts cars in case one of the Pontiacs break down. [&:]
The front porch is for drinking,socializing,peeing and shooting at useless good for nothing starlings and looking through the bino's for turkeys and deers.
Smoking and Chewing is bad for you...but a few drinks won't kill ya.
Exercise is bad for you...have you seen Jack LaLane lately? [:@]
Eat White Castle,deer jerky and spam.
You can never have 2 many guns!
I have mowed the lawn and found an engine block I lost years ago!
The front porch is for drinking,socializing,peeing and shooting at useless good for nothing starlings and looking through the bino's for turkeys and deers.
Smoking and Chewing is bad for you...but a few drinks won't kill ya.
Exercise is bad for you...have you seen Jack LaLane lately? [:@]
Eat White Castle,deer jerky and spam.
You can never have 2 many guns!
I have mowed the lawn and found an engine block I lost years ago!
05-27-2008 | 08:47 PM
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Nontypical Buck
Joined: May 2006
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From: IA/WI/IL
RE: I am a Red Neck and Southern as they Come
Yep, I thought dd was bored by the digging up old threads...anyway-its good to have you back! You should come spend some time in the bowhunting forum, its awful dull over there.
