A flat tire...no, 2 flats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

It "is" possible to fall out of the same tree twice.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

I dont think you were supposed to eat that part at least not raw.

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

"EEEEEEEEK!!!!!"

ummm your stand is hung upside down.....

i think number one would be ( its suck i cant pull it out)

Honey I thought you needed the sleep so I reset the alarm so you could sleep in this morning, besides it's to cold to hunt anyway, right???

Oh, by-the-way dear, I was vacuming in the bed room yesterday and accidently knocked over your rifle and a piece of glass fell out of the scope "thingy"

I know a Guy that got to his Deer camp.His wife calls says their house burnt.He asked if everyone was ok? Yes! Well I'll see you when we get done Deer hunting.

I've hadmy wifecome get me out of the woods because I needed to sign papers on a House we were buying.Or she was in labor.

big rockpile

lol. but hey i feel ya, if the house is burned down, and everyones safe, what else can you do? i would do the same thing and maybe to get a nice buck to put on the wall (when you rebuild it that is lol)