one more question
04-19-2006, 02:27 PM
#2
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 929
RE: one more question
It is my opinion that no one ever "runs into" animals. This is an old wives tale. In reality, the way you get into an animal is by that animal eating you, not you running into it. I've never seen an animal open it's mouth enough for my fat butt to run into it. But if I did- I don't think I would do that anyway.
Just kidding, the first thing I would do after seeing a cougar/wolf is change my underwear.
Just kidding, the first thing I would do after seeing a cougar/wolf is change my underwear.
04-19-2006, 03:04 PM
#5
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: chubbuck idaho
Posts: 9
RE: one more question
thx do you guys take pistols with you when you hunt? because wouldent it be hard to shoot a fast moving cat or dog close range with a rifle? or if it is bolt action and there are more than one wolf? oh and nice doggy lol
04-22-2006, 07:03 PM
#7
Fork Horn
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location:
Posts: 125
RE: one more question
ORIGINAL: unimanicpsux
Ive heard there are alot of cougars and wolves in south east idaho what should i do if i run into them?
Ive heard there are alot of cougars and wolves in south east idaho what should i do if i run into them?
Man up and shoot to kill; If I didn't have a weapon about the only thing I would do is bend over and kiss my @$$ goodbye
04-22-2006, 07:34 PM
#8
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Posts: 9
RE: one more question
raise yo hands high in the air, take quick deliberate HARD stomps torward the predator and scream "heyahhh" in a low grumbly but loud voice. If this doesn't work give the thing a roundhouse Chuck Norris style kick to the noggin. You might also try urinating on a rag and throwing it at the animal. Predators are notoriously skeered of human bywaste...could crap in yo hand and throw it at him like a monkey. Follow these guidelines and you will be fine, trust me.
04-22-2006, 08:03 PM
#9
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Kansas
Posts: 6,598
RE: one more question
Yea hang on before you attack me Mr. Cougar I have to take a dump in my hand to throw it at you. Oh I forgot I placed a few of my turds in a baggie before I left the house. Good one bamma good one.
