It is my opinion that no one ever "runs into" animals. This is an old wives tale. In reality, the way you get into an animal is by that animal eating you, not you running into it. I've never seen an animal open it's mouth enough for my fat butt to run into it. But if I did- I don't think I would do that anyway.


Just kidding, the first thing I would do after seeing a cougar/wolf is change my underwear.