Johnny

Jason (TxCowboy) woke up that morning a little late and was in such a big hurry that he forgot his camo and everything, including his shirt and pants. He gets to his stand and finally realized that all he had on was his bvd's and his pink garter belt his wife makes him wear to bed at night. Why I don't know and I sure didn't bother to ask. Not only that but he also forgot his safety belt. Well he was at least 20 minutes from home and by the time he would have to drive to his house and back it would of been way past daylight. So he said screw it, I'm gonna hunt this morning so he started to brain storm. About 20 yards out to the left of the stand was a big hog wallow full of water and mud so Jason walked over to it, took off his undies and his garter belt and jumped in the mud hole. He covered his entire body with hog poop and mud and figured it would make one heck of a camoflauge and a scent cover. He then got his bvd's and soaked them full of mud and hog poop and stuck it over his head as a face mask and he could peer out both leg holes. At this point he felt pretty good of himself. Well he got over to his ladder stand and climbed up it with garter belt in one hand and his Diamond Hornet bow in the other. He got all nice and situated and tied his pink garter belt around his waiste and then looped it around the oak tree and now he had his safety belt. Boy was Jason proud of himself.
Well daylight finally came and as luck would have it, a nice East Texas doe came out in front of Jason and he made a good shot on her and the rest is history. After the kill he rode back to his house, cleanded up and grabbed his camo and headed back out for a few pictures. I don't know about you guys but I think I would of tucked tail and went back to the house and got my Camo before hand instead of after. Those Deep East Texas folks sure are a weird bunch.

****I'd rather be a fence post in Texas than a corn boy in Ohio****

PaulBear

I guess if it work's, I like the pink garter belt bit <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

Tazman

Johnny when I first started reading your post I was chuckling a bit, but when I heard what his head gear was I lost it!!!! LOMA!!!!

So TxCowboy has found a new coverscent/camo combo! You know if his bra straps were long enough he could have used them as a safety harness!

The Tazman aka Martin Price
Founder and President of
Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club

texastracker

Yes, east texas boys are a bit strange, but if it works why nock it.Johnny you know how good a hog wallow can feel on a hot texas summer day.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

bruce_smith60

with a cold bud lite!
just can't seem to visulize BVD thongs....<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Hurry up and wait.

duckhunter74702

LMAO at you guys.

Tazman

Hey johnny were his toenails still painted pink???

The Tazman aka Martin Price
Founder and President of
Virginia Disabled Outdoorsmen Club

TxCowboy

Ok the party is over, I found this thread! Pink garter belt and bvd's? Johnny you kill me boy!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> I want to know were you dream this stuff up at?? Don't you have any work to do?lol

Like TxTracker said, if it works why knock it? When you see pink garter belts in Cabela's next year, you won't be laughing then.<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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kshunter

LMAO!!! Geez, some good stuff!
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