Jason (TxCowboy) woke up that morning a little late and was in such a big hurry that he forgot his camo and everything, including his shirt and pants. He gets to his stand and finally realized that all he had on was his bvd's and his pink garter belt his wife makes him wear to bed at night. Why I don't know and I sure didn't bother to ask. Not only that but he also forgot his safety belt. Well he was at least 20 minutes from home and by the time he would have to drive to his house and back it would of been way past daylight. So he said screw it, I'm gonna hunt this morning so he started to brain storm. About 20 yards out to the left of the stand was a big hog wallow full of water and mud so Jason walked over to it, took off his undies and his garter belt and jumped in the mud hole. He covered his entire body with hog poop and mud and figured it would make one heck of a camoflauge and a scent cover. He then got his bvd's and soaked them full of mud and hog poop and stuck it over his head as a face mask and he could peer out both leg holes. At this point he felt pretty good of himself. Well he got over to his ladder stand and climbed up it with garter belt in one hand and his Diamond Hornet bow in the other. He got all nice and situated and tied his pink garter belt around his waiste and then looped it around the oak tree and now he had his safety belt. Boy was Jason proud of himself.
Well daylight finally came and as luck would have it, a nice East Texas doe came out in front of Jason and he made a good shot on her and the rest is history. After the kill he rode back to his house, cleanded up and grabbed his camo and headed back out for a few pictures. I don't know about you guys but I think I would of tucked tail and went back to the house and got my Camo before hand instead of after. Those Deep East Texas folks sure are a weird bunch.

****I'd rather be a fence post in Texas than a corn boy in Ohio****