I would love to show you guys the pics of my one cat, what he would do to a toilet paper roll. He toar it to shreds its hilarious, hes been put to sleep a long time ago. When i was like 4 or 5. This cat had a police record. Yes I said it POLICE RECROD, A CAT WITH A POLICE RECORD. He attacked this guy a couple of times, and was in the car with my real dad before he turned into the low life ************ he is, at burger king and he jumped from the car through the drive through window, and had a good ol time at burger king. This cat if you touched his stomach you had stiches. You didnt not move if he layed down on your lap. Thats double more not moving for guys.[:@][:@][:@]

i worked for a petting zoo when i was in high school. i was attacked all the time....but i always made it out without the animal doing any damage to me.......except for this one time and this little damn beaver. i was in its cage cleaning up....routine stuff....you leave them alone and they will leave you alone.......most of the time. there was a clog in the drian in this little inground pool they had.....i got on my hands and knees and put my arm all the way into the pool of water and tried to move all of the debris that was clogging it up. the beaver snuck out of his little house without me knowing it. that little S.O.B took aim at my leg and slapped the living piss out of me with his tail. i never cleaned that pin ever again.

LMAO

I was cut up/ bit by a 'dead' coon one night. out coon hunting with a couple other guys, one of us shot oit out of a tree, it fell on a creek bank, and I went after it. you could probably guess how it went; muddy, steep creek bank,"hey man, hold my gun, cuz ya know, the coons dead anyway" but you know what? I was wrong. so here i am, rolling around in the mud/water, coon growlin and hissin,(I'd be pissed if i was shot too)it's dark, the other guys for sure aren't going to shoot it,so i'm left to deal with this thing by myself. i didn't get messed up to bad, i was wearing thick glove and stuff, only have a few scars from it to this day, and that coon DID get skinned out that night.

We actually took it in and had it rabie tested, everything checked ok, but not without all the preventative shots. that really sucked.

I had a friend that walked up to a tree in his yard. There was a bushy tail sticking out of it. WHY? I HAVE NO CLUE. He reached in to grab whatever the tail belonged to. It was a squirell. That thing TORE him UP!!!!!!!!!!!!


I also have a friend that was riding his 4wheeler one night and had a baby bat clamp onto his neck and bite him. He had to get all those shots. That sucked.

just the other day i had to take my great pyrenees (bear)to the vet, he weighs 135+\-, wellthe vet ask me to hold him to keep him from going wild, and he will, well i've got him pinned against the wall, everything is going good, he gets a little worked up, and claws my back from my shoulder blade to my belt-line with his back leg, now the vet wants me to go to the doc[:@], for those of you who don't know what they look like heres a pic , i have also had stitches after freeing a deer from a fence[:@], and i had a squirrell in my game bag/vest i hear a rustling sound, and i'm gonna get him out and finish my biz, well he bit me[:-]

I was tackled by a doe. I was cleaning out a doe when I heard this rustling in the leaves, I looked up and there were four deer running straight at me. The first three split, two to the right one to the left. Well the last one came straight on and slammed into me. Messed me up alittle, by the time I recovered she was gone and my arm that she hit was sore for more then two weeks.

Does it count if my bro was attacked by one of the chickens we butchered yest.? I chopped off his head and the roo took off after my bro. He was flipping all over and landed at Andy's feet then flipped again sending blood spewing all over him. I was crying I was laughing so hard!

i had a turkey come back to life once...we both ended up in the creek but thankfully he didn't spur me.

I Was out goose hunting a few years ago and was attacked by one of the geese i shot. I wounded it and had to chase it down thru another field.
when i got up to it i thought it had died, well it was only playing dead it jumped up and charged me and caught my A$$, then pecked me a couple of times, i then put it out of its misery...