I am TOTALLYclueless on how to go about attaching a picture to my post. Could someone give me detailed instructions? I can barely hold my head above water with computer stuff. I can download pictures from my camera phone to my computer, and can even e-mail them, but I'll be darned if I can figure this out.

Well .... all you have to do is click on ( post reply ) instead of ( fast reply ) and then at the bottom of the box click on embeled pic and upload your pictures from your documents or where ever you have the picture stored.
Once you see the litlle box saying browse click on that and look for your file then double click on that file then wait for it to say download successful and click ok.