Buddy, I love the sense of humor. I do have serious request too!

I really think there is some need for a crossbow sling which allows one to carry on the front so the dang thing isn't clingin your treestand. I just thought one of you smart guys would know what that is.

I don't know about a sling but I find the 1" pipe foam rubber insulation works great for silencing a tree stand railing.

In case anyone is looking for a sling with a quick release on it, a guy here in Minnesota is making a quick release xbow sling. It has two quick release military grade clips on it. It fits all major types of crossbows. It can be found here: https://ezgunsslinger.com/product/ez-crossbow-sling/

Here is a video of how it works: