RE: Taking a "deuce" in the woods while hunting.
One time I was hunting all mourning holding back the erge,When I cant take it no longer I started to drop my drawers I hear something coming looking up I see 10 or 12 turkeys working their way up the hill with beads of sweat on my forehead and gut rolling I watched them for 10 min. when they stepped in the only clearing I went to pull my bow back and the old for every action there’s equal but opposite reaction thing came to play it was the 3rd try before I got my bow back and let the arrow fly my pants hit the ground before my bow and I threw it. Oh I got the turkey