8mm/06

I have a different cure. I eat the same breakfast year-round.......whether I'm hunting or not, promotes regularity!!!. 1/2 cup oatmeal, 8 oz. juice, 8 oz. milk and STRONG coffee. I need to answer nature usually before I leave the camp area, but if that fails, and since I have to drive 45 minutes to my parkihg spot, I often need to hit the "tree-comode" before I make it to the stand. The key ingredient is the STRENGTH of the coffe. It can be adjusted to your own compression ratio!

BrianDamage

as I've told my friends... the woods seems to be the best laxative I've ever tried.....as soon as my feet hit the leaves, 9 times out of 10, I've got to go LOL
[*]NRA Annual Member www.nra.org[*]TNUSA Annual Member www.tnugent.com[*]NAHC[*]GOA[*]IDPA

10pointer

i try to go before i leave the house. the worst is having to go when your 20ft. up in a climber. no where to go fast.

Coolerpup

My side is hurtin from laughing so much. Im not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. Did the two pairs of glove thing and came out with one on Sat. That is what made me think of this topic. I ruined that stand location for months maybe years to come <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle>

Come on I want to hear somemore stories. This topic has been read more than 174 times and only 12 or so replies. Come on now, dont be shy <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>.


AllenC

Der Jagd Meister

Usually try to do it before leaving home, you know force it! But twice now, once on the ground and once in a stand...uh, oh! So down you climb or further back you go and like a good soldier you cut your hanky in four pieces or tear your under shirt!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Deleted User

[Deleted by Admins]

wimp

Unfortunately for me it isn't a matter of IF I'll have to go, it is WHEN? Most times I go right near the truck. I have to stay away from coffee and eat very small breakfasts.

IL_BOW_MAN

It happens to me about every morning while on stand. Beings that I am only in my mid 20's, I haven't really regulated myself. It can be now or 36 hours from now. I never know. But when I come home without any underwear on the wife gets one heck of a laugh, because she knows where they are!!

But I got a good story on this topic! This story came from a friend that had this told to him at work. I can't remember names, but oh well.

A guys was walking out to his stand and nature called. So he made a slight detour so he could make a pit stop and not disturb his hunting area to much. He made his stop and managed to get his coveralls and everything down on time and did his thing. He then redressed and headed to his stand. On the way he kept smelling something, so he stopped and checked his shoes to make sure that he didn't step in it and nothing. He checked everything and couldn't find it. But to not loose the morning of hunting he climbed his stand and hunted for a couple of hours. The whole time he was smelling it, kept checking here and there and never could find anything. Finally it was time to head back to the truck. On his return to the truck, he shed his coveralls. As he picked them up to put them in the truck he noticed the smell coming from them. Upon further inspection he found the surprise in the hood of his coveralls.



My Updated Page with Colorado 2001 Trip-
www.geocities.com/hfpmad

Bill L

I always have a STACK of napkins from the fast food resturaunts in the glove box of the truck. Saved more t shirts and underwear that way. I can usually wait until after the morning hunt, but it is fairly often that I am in the fence row between the morning and afternoon hunts. A 2 lb coffee can holds a roll of TP just about right. I have one in the boat, but have never managed to get one in the truck.

fisher501

HOLD IT!!

&quot;Enjoy and respect the great outdoors;
Teach our kids the same, someday they'll thank us for it!&quot;