tough buck
09-14-2008, 09:21 AM
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tough buck
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer, and a button buck are standing by a field browsing
on acorns, the 8 pointer says "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really
getting along." The 4 pointer says "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they
really take care of me!" Button buck says "My two are alright, aint cute, better than nothing I guess."
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like it before, they were in
awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground and proceeded to chew the entire branch above his scrape!
The three bucks looked on in amazement. 8 pointer says " I could
probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyway?" 4 pointer
says "You know...come to think of it, I could only really use two of
mine!" The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to
him in confusion. Suddenly thelittle fellaruns out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass. Pisses all over the place, snorts
& weezes, rubs his head raw on asapling and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back to his buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?" "Forget the does! I'm just making sure he knows I'm a buck!!!"
on acorns, the 8 pointer says "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really
getting along." The 4 pointer says "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they
really take care of me!" Button buck says "My two are alright, aint cute, better than nothing I guess."
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like it before, they were in
awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground and proceeded to chew the entire branch above his scrape!
The three bucks looked on in amazement. 8 pointer says " I could
probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyway?" 4 pointer
says "You know...come to think of it, I could only really use two of
mine!" The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to
him in confusion. Suddenly thelittle fellaruns out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass. Pisses all over the place, snorts
& weezes, rubs his head raw on asapling and chews a branch clean off! Then he runs back to his buddies.
His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?" "Forget the does! I'm just making sure he knows I'm a buck!!!"
