Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
08-14-2008 | 12:15 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
I had to excuse myself out off my office.My sexitary was looking at me weird.
Germ glad things worked out in your favor.
Germ glad things worked out in your favor.
08-14-2008 | 12:25 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: Germ
Dude where do I get one of those
I had to excuse myself out off my office.My sexitary was looking at me weird.
Germ glad things worked out in your favor.
Germ glad things worked out in your favor.
08-14-2008 | 12:29 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: Germ
At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
08-14-2008 | 12:32 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: OHbowhntr
I don't believe that for ONE second....Heck two guys could come and overturn the trailer you live in and you still wouldn't WAKE up!!!!
ORIGINAL: Germ
At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
08-14-2008 | 12:40 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
AP Newswire:
Juveniles Apprehended
At approximately 01:30 last night, Michigan police responded to a disturbance in the 3100 block of Red Wing Street at the residence of Mr. Gary Hemry. According to Mr. Hemry, four juveniles were observed squirting cheapmustard all over Mr. Hemry's prize-winning 1981 Ford Pinto.
"That car is a goddamn classic," Mr. Hemry stated as he raised his fistat the arraignment hearing.
Eyewitness accounts of the incident reveal that Mr. Hemry was nearly nude as he chased the four youngsters across his property, with the chase eventually culminating in a capture of two of the juvenile delinquents.
BigTim6656 and Steven McBee are charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief in relation to last night's hijinx. Mr. McBee has pled guilty, and agreed to wash Mr. Hemry's car everyday for the next 22 years. Mr. BigTim, on the other hand, has pled "not guilty," and has released the following statement:
"I didnt frikkin do nuthin. Man this suxs. That giy is crazey. Hez pritty fast for a munchken tho."
Both Mr. McBee and BigTimhave jointly-filed a civil action against Mr. Hemry, because, according to their civil complaint: "The Defendant intentionally targeted the two youngsters based solely on their weight . . . This invidious weight discrimination has irreparably emotionally damaged thePlaintiffs, and monetary damages shall be assessed accordingly."
Mr. Hemry was too slow to catch the other juveniles, but when pressed by investigative authorities, BigTim squealed like a pig.No secondary arrests have been made, but MN/Kyle and My7pointmonster are currently listed as "persons of interest."
Police are asking Michigan residents to remain vigilant for suspicious activity, and report any and all incidents to State Police immediately.
AP Newswire:
Juveniles Apprehended
At approximately 01:30 last night, Michigan police responded to a disturbance in the 3100 block of Red Wing Street at the residence of Mr. Gary Hemry. According to Mr. Hemry, four juveniles were observed squirting cheapmustard all over Mr. Hemry's prize-winning 1981 Ford Pinto.
"That car is a goddamn classic," Mr. Hemry stated as he raised his fistat the arraignment hearing.
Eyewitness accounts of the incident reveal that Mr. Hemry was nearly nude as he chased the four youngsters across his property, with the chase eventually culminating in a capture of two of the juvenile delinquents.
BigTim6656 and Steven McBee are charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief in relation to last night's hijinx. Mr. McBee has pled guilty, and agreed to wash Mr. Hemry's car everyday for the next 22 years. Mr. BigTim, on the other hand, has pled "not guilty," and has released the following statement:
"I didnt frikkin do nuthin. Man this suxs. That giy is crazey. Hez pritty fast for a munchken tho."
Both Mr. McBee and BigTimhave jointly-filed a civil action against Mr. Hemry, because, according to their civil complaint: "The Defendant intentionally targeted the two youngsters based solely on their weight . . . This invidious weight discrimination has irreparably emotionally damaged thePlaintiffs, and monetary damages shall be assessed accordingly."
Mr. Hemry was too slow to catch the other juveniles, but when pressed by investigative authorities, BigTim squealed like a pig.No secondary arrests have been made, but MN/Kyle and My7pointmonster are currently listed as "persons of interest."
Police are asking Michigan residents to remain vigilant for suspicious activity, and report any and all incidents to State Police immediately.
POST OF THE DAY AWARD......Quiksilver!!!!!!
08-14-2008 | 12:43 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
germ,[/align] [/align] that's great. itreminds me of when the neighbor kid ding and ditched my house. I went outside and saw the kid running away, but like an idiot, he left his bike in my yard. I grabbed the bike and started walking it into my garage. the kid screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'. He actually faked a heart attack. grabbed his chest, dropped to hisknees,and yelled 'OOHHHH, THE PAIN!!!!!'. 13 year old kid crying in the street over his bike. i laugh every time I see him, he's about6'8" now.
His dad still hates me because I was laughing when I called to tell him how stupid his kid was. go figure. [/align] [/align] kids...
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His dad still hates me because I was laughing when I called to tell him how stupid his kid was. go figure. [/align] [/align] kids...
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08-14-2008 | 12:44 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: OHbowhntr
LMAO, tears rolling down my face, side splitting, back now sore, DAMN you Quik, that's definitely the FUNNIEST thing I ever read on here!!!!!
POST OF THE DAY AWARD......Quiksilver!!!!!!
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
AP Newswire:
Juveniles Apprehended
At approximately 01:30 last night, Michigan police responded to a disturbance in the 3100 block of Red Wing Street at the residence of Mr. Gary Hemry. According to Mr. Hemry, four juveniles were observed squirting cheapmustard all over Mr. Hemry's prize-winning 1981 Ford Pinto.
"That car is a goddamn classic," Mr. Hemry stated as he raised his fistat the arraignment hearing.
Eyewitness accounts of the incident reveal that Mr. Hemry was nearly nude as he chased the four youngsters across his property, with the chase eventually culminating in a capture of two of the juvenile delinquents.
BigTim6656 and Steven McBee are charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief in relation to last night's hijinx. Mr. McBee has pled guilty, and agreed to wash Mr. Hemry's car everyday for the next 22 years. Mr. BigTim, on the other hand, has pled "not guilty," and has released the following statement:
"I didnt frikkin do nuthin. Man this suxs. That giy is crazey. Hez pritty fast for a munchken tho."
Both Mr. McBee and BigTimhave jointly-filed a civil action against Mr. Hemry, because, according to their civil complaint: "The Defendant intentionally targeted the two youngsters based solely on their weight . . . This invidious weight discrimination has irreparably emotionally damaged thePlaintiffs, and monetary damages shall be assessed accordingly."
Mr. Hemry was too slow to catch the other juveniles, but when pressed by investigative authorities, BigTim squealed like a pig.No secondary arrests have been made, but MN/Kyle and My7pointmonster are currently listed as "persons of interest."
Police are asking Michigan residents to remain vigilant for suspicious activity, and report any and all incidents to State Police immediately.
AP Newswire:
Juveniles Apprehended
At approximately 01:30 last night, Michigan police responded to a disturbance in the 3100 block of Red Wing Street at the residence of Mr. Gary Hemry. According to Mr. Hemry, four juveniles were observed squirting cheapmustard all over Mr. Hemry's prize-winning 1981 Ford Pinto.
"That car is a goddamn classic," Mr. Hemry stated as he raised his fistat the arraignment hearing.
Eyewitness accounts of the incident reveal that Mr. Hemry was nearly nude as he chased the four youngsters across his property, with the chase eventually culminating in a capture of two of the juvenile delinquents.
BigTim6656 and Steven McBee are charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief in relation to last night's hijinx. Mr. McBee has pled guilty, and agreed to wash Mr. Hemry's car everyday for the next 22 years. Mr. BigTim, on the other hand, has pled "not guilty," and has released the following statement:
"I didnt frikkin do nuthin. Man this suxs. That giy is crazey. Hez pritty fast for a munchken tho."
Both Mr. McBee and BigTimhave jointly-filed a civil action against Mr. Hemry, because, according to their civil complaint: "The Defendant intentionally targeted the two youngsters based solely on their weight . . . This invidious weight discrimination has irreparably emotionally damaged thePlaintiffs, and monetary damages shall be assessed accordingly."
Mr. Hemry was too slow to catch the other juveniles, but when pressed by investigative authorities, BigTim squealed like a pig.No secondary arrests have been made, but MN/Kyle and My7pointmonster are currently listed as "persons of interest."
Police are asking Michigan residents to remain vigilant for suspicious activity, and report any and all incidents to State Police immediately.
POST OF THE DAY AWARD......Quiksilver!!!!!!
08-14-2008 | 12:46 PM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
ORIGINAL: RackLuster
germ,
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[/align]that's great. itreminds me of when the neighbor kid ding and ditched my house. I went outside and saw the kid running away, but like an idiot, he left his bike in my yard. I grabbed the bike and started walking it into my garage. the kid screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'. He actually faked a heart attack. grabbed his chest, dropped to hisknees,and yelled 'OOHHHH, THE PAIN!!!!!'. 13 year old kid crying in the street over his bike. i laugh every time I see him, he's about6'8" now.
His dad still hates me because I was laughing when I called to tell him how stupid his kid was. go figure.
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germ,
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[/align]that's great. itreminds me of when the neighbor kid ding and ditched my house. I went outside and saw the kid running away, but like an idiot, he left his bike in my yard. I grabbed the bike and started walking it into my garage. the kid screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'. He actually faked a heart attack. grabbed his chest, dropped to hisknees,and yelled 'OOHHHH, THE PAIN!!!!!'. 13 year old kid crying in the street over his bike. i laugh every time I see him, he's about6'8" now.
His dad still hates me because I was laughing when I called to tell him how stupid his kid was. go figure.
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