ORIGINAL: Germ

At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.

Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.

They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car