Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
08-14-2008, 09:59 AM
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Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
At about 1:00 AMI heard some voices in my driveway. 4 kids around my focus, my Elite was in the back. So like smokey and the bandit I went in hot pursuit.
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
Now Bandit had a cool car, I was in my tighty whities and bare foot. The kids spread ran like mature deer on Fran's hunting ground. Like a predator I focused in on the two fat ones, I ran them down in about 150 yds. ******ed them back to my yard where we called their parents to come get them.
They were writing what a wonderful person I am with mustard on my car
08-14-2008, 10:05 AM
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08-14-2008, 10:07 AM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
Haha...Germ sprinting down the street in his whiteie tighties! Im suprised they didnt get away, they must have been running as fast as they could afraid for their lives!
08-14-2008, 10:07 AM
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RE: Car was Vandalized last night/with bow in it
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while!!
Of course, it's only funny because you didn't suffer any damages. We had a little incident ourselves a few weeks ago... we live on the north side of a golf course, and a small strip of woods separate my house and the 16th green. We had about six little juvie delinquents park down the street, walk through my back yard and hit the course.
The police were waiting on them when they emerged from the woods with tee markers in hand.
We called the course owner, he pressed charges and they got to spend a comfy night in the county jail as a result.
Of course, it's only funny because you didn't suffer any damages. We had a little incident ourselves a few weeks ago... we live on the north side of a golf course, and a small strip of woods separate my house and the 16th green. We had about six little juvie delinquents park down the street, walk through my back yard and hit the course.
The police were waiting on them when they emerged from the woods with tee markers in hand.
We called the course owner, he pressed charges and they got to spend a comfy night in the county jail as a result.