Bowhunting version of Man Law(Revisted)
11-29-2007, 01:51 PM
#41
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: AF Hunter
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[
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11-29-2007, 01:51 PM
#42
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
Posts: 6,679
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: Germ
that is why we post it on here, LOL
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[]
ORIGINAL: AF Hunter
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[
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11-29-2007, 02:51 PM
#44
Bartender
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 6,634
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
I can see that commercial where the beer can falls out of thin air right on your noggin.
ORIGINAL: Germ
that is why we post it on here, LOL
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[]
ORIGINAL: AF Hunter
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
But Preacher, if you talk to em the way I suggested, the wedding bed won't even get filed anymore much less defiled or undefiled!
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[
]
11-29-2007, 04:26 PM
#45
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 57
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
My rule. A mans house is his castle. I am a lifer bow hunter. So when one of my boys mentioned these three words one night at the dinner table (big, buck and gun ) I told himnever put those three words together again in a sentence as long as he lived with me. He laughed, I laughed LoL.
Dave
Dave
11-29-2007, 04:48 PM
#46
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Kansas
Posts: 6,598
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
If your hunting buddy cries and moans about never getting a P&Y deer, yethe always fills his buck tag the by the second week of OCT. He should be tied to a tree a flogged with your trophy bucks sac.
If the wife even lets out the slightest peep of aggrevation about your hunting her mouth should be shoved full of said flogging sac.
If the wife even lets out the slightest peep of aggrevation about your hunting her mouth should be shoved full of said flogging sac.
11-29-2007, 04:51 PM
#47
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 3,145
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
ORIGINAL: Germ
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[]
Last night I was doing the dishes and baking cookies, where do I turn in my man card[
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11-29-2007, 04:59 PM
#48
Fork Horn
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 260
RE: Bowhunting version of Man Law
1. If you wake up for a morning hunt but can't decide whether you should go out or stay in bed with the wife, get out and hunt. The human rut does not coincide with the deer rut.
1-a Family planning must be done to ensure no children will be be born during the months of September through December.
1-a-1 In the event that 1-a is violated, get the kid hunting immediately so that he/she will want to be out hunting instead of wasting time on birthday parties.
2. Wives and children that hunt must learn to field dress their own deer as soon as possible, however, it is permissible to dress deer for wives or children in the interest of getting them started hunting.
3. Any woman who complains about hunting should not be considered for marriage. Marryability is inversly proportional to the number of cats she owns. Vegetarians/vegans should be treated like lepers.
4. Playing pranks on hunting buddies should be encouraged, so long as it doesn't interfere with hunting.
btw: If you are looking for a good prank here is the top rated one from deer camp this year. Place a foxpro electric predator caller with the volume cranked up behind the outdoor 'open air' toilet. Trigger the remote when someone is using the facilities in the dark. Works especially well after seeing mountain lion tracks and discussing mountian lions all day.
1-a Family planning must be done to ensure no children will be be born during the months of September through December.
1-a-1 In the event that 1-a is violated, get the kid hunting immediately so that he/she will want to be out hunting instead of wasting time on birthday parties.
2. Wives and children that hunt must learn to field dress their own deer as soon as possible, however, it is permissible to dress deer for wives or children in the interest of getting them started hunting.
3. Any woman who complains about hunting should not be considered for marriage. Marryability is inversly proportional to the number of cats she owns. Vegetarians/vegans should be treated like lepers.
4. Playing pranks on hunting buddies should be encouraged, so long as it doesn't interfere with hunting.
btw: If you are looking for a good prank here is the top rated one from deer camp this year. Place a foxpro electric predator caller with the volume cranked up behind the outdoor 'open air' toilet. Trigger the remote when someone is using the facilities in the dark. Works especially well after seeing mountain lion tracks and discussing mountian lions all day.
